2007-04-16 02:31:28 · 23 answers · asked by Panties? What panties? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I guess mayo........
2007-04-18 03:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be hilarious honestly some people need to have a laugh once in a while and get off there soap box. So thanks for the laugh....as for the choices.
Neither one is good choice, mustard staines and you will smell like mustard for day!!! And, as another person quoted it may burn sensative areas OUCH...
Mayo will cause you to get breakouts and will not stay on either.
How about marmallow fluff...mmmmmmm and put little M & M all over your body you will look like a running party... I would lick you!
2007-04-16 02:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by pattiof 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mustard-mayo would make to much of a political statement
2007-04-16 02:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by charmar79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, I would say Mustard. The Mayo might look like something else ;)
2007-04-16 02:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by _[♥]_Miranda_[♥]_ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mustard, Mayo will just slide off
2007-04-16 02:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by sarah k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mayo on your body and mustard on your peter.
2007-04-16 02:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For my amuzement, mustard. For the sake of cleaning your self after, mayo. (Remember, mustard stains...)
2007-04-16 02:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by Crazymom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go with the mustard.
2007-04-16 02:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Candi Apples 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that you should smear yourself with strawberry or grape jam instead...granted, it is sticky, but you are more likely to get licked if you try this route...i thought about chocolate syrup, however, i streaker slathered in brown stuff doesnt seem that appealing...and potential lickers might think that brown stuff is something else...ewww....mustard is not something that most people want to lick, and some people might get confused and think you have one nasty nasty case of the jaundice! and mayonnaise, well, if you are not well aware that it is mayonnaise, you might think it is something else that might be on a naked man, and it might fall off in nasty hunks, too...ewwww...definitely go with jam!
2007-04-16 02:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by Cinna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mustard, the really bright yellow kind! You'll look like walmart's smiley face!
2007-04-16 02:45:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mayo, cos it's slippy and oily. I wish I could join you, I would stick ham slices all over me though
2007-04-16 02:35:11 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋