Every morning my boss takes a gigantic dump and stinks up the entire office! Should I shove a cork up his butt? It is disgusting! I do not want to smell his crap at all but especially not first thing in the morning....EVERY MORNING! Any suggestions?
2007-04-16 02:00:21 · 11 answers · asked by mrs.b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i'm say wack him and bury him in new jeresy.. they'll never find him because some places in jersey smell worst than him dead or alive haha.1) see if you can get a exuast fan put in there,2) burn some chinese incense the kind they use to drive demons away, 3) get some smelly things for your desk. i find that alot of guys have a certain time of day they like to go to the bathroom try and change it some how. honey i'm sorry sweety it must be a small office. you poor thing haha.. glad its not me.
ps. use the incense because most of the smell is methane gas and it'll get burned up with the incense.. when you come in the morning start a stick burning the minute you come in and if he says anything just tell him that the place smells musty and bad and if he says " i can't smell anything ?" just tell him that woman can smell better than men (among other things ) ok kiddo and if all else fails wack him!!! haha don't shoot him in the butt or he'll blow up haha
2007-04-16 05:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start buying little glade plug-ins and various candles and deoderizers. Put them all over the place around the bathroom and the surrounding area. Make sure to write some signs about being kind and spraying or something. If that doesn't work, a few staples from a staple gun are always a welcome addition to any a**hole's cornhole.
2007-04-16 09:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by jamsie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That is troublesome.
I don't think we have anyone like that.
But we're a doctor's office and frequently there are people who come in who absolutely reek. They stink up the examination rooms and we have to spray tons of deodorizer (truly).
2007-04-16 09:04:01 · answer #3 · answered by tamara_cyan 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Have a can of air freshener in the bathroom if you get there before him spray the bathroom real good.
2007-04-16 09:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by carpathian3030 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YUCK! YES YOU SHOULD SHOVE A CORK UP HIS BUTT! THAT IS JUST NASTY! DOES HE THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE HE IS THE BOSS HIS POOP DOESN'T STINK OR WHAT!
2007-04-16 09:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A GOOD WAY TO BRING THIS UP WITH OUT HURTING HIS FEELINGS IS TO TELL A JOKE RELATING TO THIS, OF COURSE MENTIONING SOME OTHER PLACE AND SOME OTHER PERSON AND SAY WHAT YOU REALLY WOULD LIKE TO HAPPEN!...GOOD LUCK!
2007-04-16 09:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I work with a guy who's breath you can smell 20 feet away, nasty
2007-04-16 09:03:50 · answer #7 · answered by Johnny Walker 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i understand this, my colleague stinks 2
2007-04-16 09:04:27 · answer #8 · answered by Mag 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
why doesnt that dumbass take a dump before he leaves for work?
lol i cant even go #2 outside my home.........never have never will
2007-04-16 09:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by Splits Boy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
while he is gone put a air freshener in there.
2007-04-16 09:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by rainedrop61 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋