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Ask him if he is hungry.

2007-04-16 00:23:15 · answer #1 · answered by Runa 7 · 1 2

What am I doing? A lot of pot.

All kidding aside, if I were to encounter a zombie right outside my door, the first thing would be to shut the door. Then, quickly rummage through the house for anything I could kill it with. First I'd check for my dad's gun. If that's not there, my brother has a katana. The next thing I'd do would be to quietly have a look around the area for any more zombies. Go door to door and ask my neighbors if they've been attacked & bitten recently. If I can't find any, and there aren't any infected, I'd have a good night's sleep, and think about how I've just saved the neighborhood. Then tomorrow, I'd post it on the message boards at allthingszombie.com.

However, if there are more zombies and/or people have been infected, I'd need to prepare myself. As I've read "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks several times, I should be able to do that quite nicely. Then when it's all over and I've survived, I'd post it on the message boards at allthingszombie.com.

2007-04-17 17:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by James 3 · 0 0

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2016-12-04 03:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Totally crap my pants! I have an abnormal fear of zombies. Luckily I own the Zombies Survival Guide. I've ready it cover to cover and am completely prepared for the above mentioned monstrosity to occur. I have everything planned out and know where to go....do you?!

2007-04-16 00:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by msdifranco2003 3 · 1 2

LOCK all doors and all windows and hope that the zombie didn't see me. And go and call my family members to protect me and then I will call the police

2007-04-16 00:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by 12Grey14 4 · 1 2

I go back up stairs and sleep that zombie will be gone by tomorrow anyway so why should i care,.....

2007-04-16 00:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by tom r 4 · 1 0

I never open my door after midnight, who knows what kinda monsters there are lurking in the dark....?

2007-04-16 00:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 · 1 2

Well, first I would close the door.

Second, I would go into the office and grab my katana hanging on the wall.

Third, I would open the door.

Fourth, I would run him through. And then I would take his head off on the upswing.

(I hate guns!)

2007-04-16 00:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Get my bat and beat his brains out, nevermind, I wouldn't be that brave, I'd probably shut the door and hide in a closet.

2007-04-16 00:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 1 2

why should l open the door at midnight?

2007-04-16 00:27:56 · answer #10 · answered by j 4 · 1 2

Yell trick or treat and slam the door

2007-04-16 00:23:32 · answer #11 · answered by wizjp 7 · 1 2

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