And when they start acting up in class, pull the respective doll out of your desk so the entire class can watch you stick needles into its body? What about if the student is caught surfing the web for non-school-related information? Should you then stick the needles itnto the doll's eyes, just to set an example, while the entire school watches?
2007-04-15 19:49:18 · 7 answers · asked by touchesstudents 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Teaching
Wade Davis fan, eh?
2007-04-15 19:59:45 · update #1
Love it!! ROFLMAO!!!! You can tell spring is definitely in the air when we are looking for ways to torture our students! I do think voodoo dolls are just too much work.. let's just use the die cut multicultural people, and start cutting off sections of their bodies! Oh, don't forget, have the students decorate them first so that they look like them. Then set up a bulletin board display with all of the bodies!
Mine were being such goobs during a short film, just purely for information and background, that I stopped it halfway through and told them that if they didn't straighten up there would be a quiz worth 50% of their term grade!
2007-04-16 01:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by usafbrat64 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just remember research data supports the notion that troublemaker students tend to be more successful in society as measured by income earned as adults.
Voodoo dolls could bring bad karma your way.
Good Luck....
2007-04-15 20:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by Teacher Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I know how u feel
Ive heard worse
we have a system of stocks in uk
and cockroach target list for the most offender on our hit list
one day we will get around to putting on in pending school board approval :OP
new schem in papers to reward troublemakers with ipods palystations and bikes if they dont make trouble!!!
2007-04-15 22:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by ~*tigger*~ ** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, No, No!!! Voodoo dolls are to obvious. You have to use Zombie powder. No outward damage, but they become very obedient and quiet too. You can make the Zombie powder from the puffer fish. You should be able to find a usable recipe on line.
Yes
2007-04-15 19:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too sinister
2007-04-15 22:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by Peter B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder our children are so mean, not only t.v. and radio it is the teachers as well. Grow up you are in the real world.
2007-04-15 20:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think if you did that, you wouldn't be teaching for too much longer...
2007-04-15 19:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by kylie e 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋