what if.....?

Question

what if you woke up in the middle of the night and your kid was standing above you with a knife over his head, and then you asked him what he was doin, and he said "I was trying to kill the alien inside your chest."?

Answer 1

I would take away his knife privileges for two weeks.

Answer 2

Wow..Well first I would definetly take my kid and have him/her phsychologicaly evaluated. But before that,I would sit up all night to make sure my kid didnt try to do that again,talk to him/her and ask them why they thought there was an alien inside my chest. Pray and then hope for the best.

Answer 3

I'd freak out and tell him to not watch house anymore.

There was an episode where the kid tried to cut the aliens out of him but it was really his twin in his DNA.

No to answer your question I'd talk to him first and then take him to a psychologist and try to understand as best as i could.

Answer 4

I'd make sure he was using the proper knife for the job.

Answer 5

i'd slap the crap out of him and severly ground him forr at least 2 months

after the two monnths do the same thing he did to me with knife and same explanation at about 12 at night

Answer 6

During the 70's? We use to imagine that kind of stuff going on. Was you doing that shhhhhhtuff, too?

Answer 7

I'd probably whack him across the face, take the knife away, and whip his seat cushion. Now that's love.

Answer 8

I'd twist his arm with the knife behind his back until he dropped it & then call the psychiatric hospital to come pick him up.

Answer 9

Tell him to leave the alien alone he has to work in the morning.

Answer 10

i have no children ...nothing to worry about ( im 14)

if that did happen..... (hopefully the kid just keeps staring) he would get an a** whoopin....

and then maybe ill see a doctor to make sure

and a priest for the child