Isn't he awsome?!
2007-04-15 16:31:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
STEWIE GRIFFIN IS A LEGEND!!!!
2007-04-15 16:38:41 · answer #1 · answered by Mazzie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lois (to Stewie): Come on sweetie, eat your broccoli. It's good for you! Here comes the airplane!
Stewie (to Lois): Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers!
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total *****
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
Stewie (talking on Sesame Street phone): Put me through to the Pentagon!
Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Stewie: Don't toy with me Ernie! I've already dispacted Mr. Hooper, I've got 6 armed men stationed out side Big Bird's nest, and well as for Linda, well, its rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assasin approach now, isn't it?!
Ernie: Can you count to three?
Stewie: Oh indeed I can! (Pulls out a raygun.) One! Two! Three! Can I count to three for God's sake?! I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!
Stewie: You know what else is disgusting? (He farts and his right eye turns red.) Oh damn, I broke a blood vessel.
Lois Griffin: Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite.
Stewie Griffin: Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you!
Stewie (to Meg): So, umm...this is uhh..awkward but uhh..have we ever actually, you know, met? I mean I don't even know, say for example, if you have a room up there. You know? A room? I have a room. You know Meg if you kill yourself now you'll probably get a full page in the yearbook. So, umm...you know thats something to think abou..(burps)..oops just burped.
Peter Griffin: Hey, stewie, how about Daddy teaches you how to swim?
Stewie Griffin: Go... away... fat man.
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my *****.
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, *****.
those are my favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-15 23:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by yanks_win2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i do and yes he is! and i was real pissed that Family Guy was not on air tonight cuz fox was running some stupid two-hour premiere. grrrr.
2007-04-15 23:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by randomgirl0403 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally
2007-04-15 23:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by SidBridge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do love him! He is a little cutie!
2007-04-15 23:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Meg
I really feel sorry for her
2007-04-15 23:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's awesome if only I meet him in real life then we could control this planet...muhahahaha
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2007-04-15 23:37:58 · answer #7 · answered by Sephiroth~The One Winged Angel~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course hes sooo cute!
2007-04-15 23:59:51 · answer #8 · answered by Laura<3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He says what we're all thinking.
2007-04-15 23:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!!!
2007-04-16 00:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋