Where is your sense of humor?

Question

I could use a laugh. What about you?

Answer 1

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Answer 2

Okay!
Two guys were going hunting and along the way they see some tracks. The first guy says, "I think these are deer tracks." The second guy replies, "I think these are moose tracks." The two men keep arguing and arguing, until the train hits them.

One evening, a man enters a bar and everyone is watching the news. There is a story about a man on ledge about to jump. The man says, "I bet you $20 that he won't jump!" The bar tender replies, "I bet you $50 that he will!" Sure enough, the man jumps and the guy pays the bar tender. The bar tender felt bad because he had already seen this story an hour ago on the news and they had reaired it. He decides to chase the guy and tell him the truth. He finds the guy, tells him the truth, and offers to give him back the money. The guy replies, "I saw that story too but I didn't think the guy was stupid enough to try that again!"

Answer 3

I love laughing and have a good sense of humor. I can't be serious all the time. My sweetheart has a wonderful sense of humor and when we are together, we laugh all the time.

Answer 4

Hmmm...Just reading that question I'm laughing. I think I'm insane though, because this is the fiftieth time I've burst out laughing for no reason today. Yesterday it was only 52 times. I love laughing it's so much fun. I wear my sense of humor on my face. Hehe.

Answer 5

I left it with Mr.Freddy Krueger.He tore it to shreds and I'm pissed!That sense of humor cost me A bunch of money!Freddy has a morbid sense of humor to.Robert Englund himself is quite funny.Anyways,he tore it to shreds and Then we ate some cereal.The milk was spoiled so we had to go to the store.When we went to the store,somebody called the police on Freddy because he had his glove on,and it was seen as dangerous.I went to jail with him for a week.Don't Drop that soap in the shower!Anyways,We were in a cell together,and it rocked!We had a party,we ate cereal,and then we found my sense of humor in my back pocket.Go figure.

Answer 6

I love to kid around and laugh -- my honey and I both enjoy teasing each other and laugh a lot together.

I like to kid around a bit with my students at school as well. I work with all grade levels in a counselor type of position.I got a laugh the other day from one of my second graders --who acts much older-- was talking with me and he noticed I was wearing these flat rounded toe shoes--and the boy said - -why are you wearing those ballet shoes Mrs. M___? --- and I said well, C____ , I am going to dance for you --are ya ready ? and he laughed and said no no you'll embarrass us both ! I then said , well ok I wouldn't want to do that . He then said, thanks I appreciate that.
He is a character for sure. I love working with kids and can't think of anything else I would rather do.

Answer 7

I have a great sense of humor, as a matter of fact, at work they say I am there comic relief!! Laughter is the best!!

Answer 8

What sense of humor? I used to have one but lost it after being with my GF for 5 years, now if I try to be funny she calls me childish???

Answer 9

Alive and well. I can always use a laugh. My sense of humour is sometimes off
the wall. It would be lovely to get together and laugh our heads off. A good belly
laugh does a world of good. God bless you.

Answer 10

Went out to the strip club with Mr Sarcasm