my friend had this soda and on the caps they had fortunes, her said to look up she did and saw a really hot guy!
2007-04-15 12:07:43 · 7 answers · asked by heypandagirl 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
fortune cookie
Soon you will be given money.
walking out the door my date was putting his wallet back in his old jeans and the pocket ripped. so he gave me everything to hold until we got to the car and I kept the pocket change
2007-04-23 05:54:27 · answer #1 · answered by Syberian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny story.
Over the years I must have had thirty or so fortune cookies. All of them were blank.
Worst part is, for once i'm being completely serious.
2007-04-16 13:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by guhralfromhell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sodas are called "Jones Soda"
I didn't have any really good ones, but I have a hilarious one, it said,
"Destroy The Beeper!"
Im like, Omg! Its a bomb! So we are all throwing it around and stuff, it was so funny!!
2007-04-15 19:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by thats her. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No joke. I broke open a fortune cookie... it said
"ignore previous cookie"
couldn't stop laughing!
2007-04-15 19:11:07 · answer #4 · answered by JackB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That "a child was waiting the West and the East."
Our Daughter is from China and we abide in Texas.
2007-04-15 19:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by Terry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well my fortune cookies have never won me the lottery,but where did you buy that soda!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-23 14:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by lise z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You will soon be pure."
Had to go to the restroom.
2007-04-15 19:11:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋