2007-04-15 10:10:33 · 12 answers · asked by : 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The difference between a Rich Scotsman, A Poor Scotsman and a Dead Scotsman
The rich scotsman has a CANOPY over his bed
The poor scotsman has a CAN-O-PEE under his bed
A dead scotsman CANNA- PEE at all
Is there a glimmer of humour returning
2007-04-15 10:45:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a sense of humour transplant!!!
2007-04-15 17:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to humour school and get recertified
2007-04-15 17:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by Bajanqt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get in the car and go and get some more. If Tesco's is out of it try Ebay-but it will take a bit longer
2007-04-15 17:35:35 · answer #4 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't force it. Humor just comes when there is an opportunity unless that's your job.
2007-04-15 17:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by Leander 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go live in America, you'll fit right in
2007-04-15 17:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Retrench, recharge, back tomorrow refreshed and ready.
2007-04-15 17:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what about 7 ate 9 get it 7,8,9 forget it LOL
2007-04-15 17:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by Linda 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You didn't run out of it, you never had it! Ha!
2007-04-15 17:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
have a chat with my wife as she is the same.
2007-04-15 18:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Aonarach 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋