Are kids still allowed to be chimney sweepers these days?....That sounds good to me ! A paper round isnt going to keep you in Stella and cigarettes.
2007-04-15 06:22:47
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answered by Anonymous
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It is a real problem since Maggie and the Conservatives closed all the mines. The true number of child unemployed is the hidden statistic the government doesn't want us to know about. Another problem is that most people have central heating now and there are next to no chimneys left to sweep.
Have you thought about emigrating to somewhere like China or India and making them work for 2p a day in a factory making sports gear?
2007-04-15 13:26:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Give them a squidgy and a 'pfft' bottle and let them attack cars at traffic lights to clean the windscreens.
Or they could sell roses outside strip clubs. That should bring them in some sort of income.
2007-04-15 14:09:02
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answered by Christine H 7
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It is still possible to find companies who put children down chimneys, and work in hidden coal mines, but take your time, it will all be legal after the next election.
2007-04-15 13:25:08
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answered by Anonymous
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If you rent the movie, "Oliver" you can learn a lot about the trade of pickpocket. The good thing is that the kids are underage and they won't do hard time if they get caught!
2007-04-15 13:27:42
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answered by greengo 7
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I have got my son in the local factory emptying bins etc(he is 11) i have told him he can leave there when i win The National.He loved school so much but i told him that me winning comes first.
hope you get yours a job soon.
2007-04-15 13:25:35
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answered by babscabs 5
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do they still send monkeys into space. its worth a try,they might not even come back. don't know what the pays like though,probably out of this world
2007-04-15 13:49:55
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answered by alan t 3
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Why not combine going to school with a job? They can sell smarties to the other kids, and pretend they are something stronger.
2007-04-15 13:29:46
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answered by Oracle Of Delphi 4
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there is a coal mine near to me that takes them at 5 years old
2007-04-15 13:24:06
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answered by Anonymous
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You could sell them as slaves!
Or you could sell their body parts!
Contact your nearest social worker and they will give you all the advice you need!
2007-04-15 13:23:16
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answered by snapdragon747 5
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