2007-04-15 03:31:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
TWO sobriety checkpoints.
(On a Wednesday morning, for a guy who drives freeway exclusively? Was one outside your house and the other outside work?)
2007-04-15 03:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I lived in California for a lengthy time period, and lamest yet maximum widely huge-spread excuse for being late - or blowing some thing off completely - is "Dude, I flaked." as if that replaced into suited. in no way were given used to that.
2016-12-04 01:44:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one guy at work is late every time and uses a different excuse,I've heard so many I forget them all
2007-04-15 03:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny Walker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His fingers were crushed by a car door and he drove himself to the hospital (Apparently he drove with only two fingers.) where multiple doctors took his minor injury as a big deal. He was hospitalized for two days.
The next three days after that he went on a golfing trip in California? I wonder how he got there after his hospitilazation? By the way he lives in ohio.
2007-04-15 03:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by Alex S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy that I work with, called in for work one day and said he couldn't be in, because his tire's were frozen to the ground, I might have half *** believed his excuse, but being that it was 40 degrees, it was hard to.
2007-04-15 03:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I crapped my pants and had to go back home.
The boss wouldn't think for 1 sec. it was a lie!
It's also lays the groundwork for leaving early or not coming in the next day, must be a virus or something.
2007-04-15 03:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The wind was so strong everytime I took one step forward, I was forced 2 steps back. Then how did you get here at that rate? I walked backwards.
2007-04-15 03:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My tom, I mean my cat had kittens !
My mother-in-law accidentally threw herself down the stairs and required first aid.
The traffic was a killer this morning. ( But you always catch the subway.)
I think I'm coming down with something. ( Well are you or not?)
I've used them all although the success rate varies.
2007-04-15 03:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by John M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I did not know the office was open today."
Although the office is always open Monday - Friday 9-5 and it was a Tuesday or Wednesday.
2007-04-15 03:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by peaceandlove™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my employees called in to say that she couldn't come in to work because her boyfriend beat her up.
I just stood there and looked at the phone...
2007-04-15 03:38:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋