to get me into america on the back on a lorry, do you know someone and i want to marry a big fat slobby american man when i get their can you help me please
2007-04-15 02:33:36 · 18 answers · asked by hairy armpits 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
try the "white house" ::??
2007-04-15 02:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is no need to get on the back of a lorry. In the summertime, London is full of fat slobby American tourists. Just hang around at the major tourist sites (St Paul's Cathedral, the Tower of London, Tower Bridge, Bucking-ham Palace etc) and you should soon find one. Alternatively, try hanging about in the bars of some of the central hotels. You can spot the americans by the huge bellies, loud mouths, loud shirts, and their total lack of class, culture and refinement. Find a big one to lay on top of you, sweating profusely, for a couple of hours and he may offer to take you back with him to meet his sister (who is also his wife).
Good Luck
2007-04-15 10:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's big fat slobby men in Germany too and that's way closer. Why not try your luck there first?
2007-04-15 09:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stay the hell where you are and dont ruin some poor mans life just cos you live in a crap country. Get a life, a job and grow up
2007-04-15 10:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by katie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
American slobby men don't like dirty, fealty women no matter where they come from.
2007-04-15 10:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by thinkpinkooo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gertrude, you may have more success with your question if you post it in the 'holiday' section!
happy truckin
Oh - the hot weather does scrabble the brain
2007-04-15 09:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by *~☺~* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well DENISE, what made you ask a stupid question? Just for the bite? This website is for NORMAL people to ask real questions. Not for time wasters like you. Let me guess, you're 10yrs old.
2007-04-15 09:46:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a Reliant Robin it will cost you fifty pence a mile.
2007-04-15 14:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Just William 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like a hot *** mess sounds like a scam and please do the U.S a favor and stay in Poland with al of your problems
2007-04-15 09:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just what we need more people like you wanting to come to America. our Forefathers would would be rolling over in their graves....
2007-04-15 09:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by MJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the American embassy in London,I am sure they would welcome you with open arms.
2007-04-15 09:41:30 · answer #11 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋