I was in the car with my boyfriend, when a shabby dressed woman was crossing the street. I said, "Look at her! What a bum she is!"
When the woman approached the car, my boyfriend said to her, "Hi Aunt Karen".
.............I choked on my gum....
2007-04-15 00:28:55
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answered by Debi in LA 5
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Right in the middle of Spanish class, everything is quiet and we're working on worksheets. My friend passes me this drawing of the teacher with all of these random add ons. I burst out laughing and scream out "What the hell is that!?" The whole class turns and looks and of course they ask "what's so funny" and I have to hide this horrible pic before I get detention for the next month.
2007-04-15 07:31:40
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answered by kman252 4
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It was my first soccer game well my coach just brought me in to play and i didnt know we had to wait until the ref. had to blow the whistle so i ran t the ball and started kicking it and i was shouting at my team mates to move and they were not moving and i was thinking to myself "why arnt they moving"
Then when i finaly found out it was to late and my coach brought me back in after 1 minute of committing a big *** mistake and it surely did suck...but now im over it since im a way better soccer player and that incident was when i was 8 and im 19 now....
2007-04-15 09:02:43
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answered by tom r 4
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Flying bck from South Africa I had a funny dream in the middle of the night. Imagine cabin lights dimmed and I yell out at the top of my voice whaaaaaa and point at the ceiling....my wife still laughs about it now!
2007-04-15 07:28:22
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answered by Bignose 2
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my brother was about 30 at the time and had a new girlfriend. We wanted to go to the bar and they said she wasn't old enough. With out thinking i said "damn your dating children now "......Boy did I feel stupid, she is (was) a really sweet girl too!
2007-04-15 07:29:28
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answered by beth l 7
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i was working in a grocery store @ the customer service desk and this really fine man was asking about the western union.... i was answering his questions but also .....drooling over him at the same time and when he was leaving instead of asking him if he needed anymore help..... i said...." how do u want to do it ".... he smiled and walked away!
2007-04-15 07:30:42
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answered by prettylilscorpiochick 4
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to embarrass me nothing, because im immune to it.......lol
i embarrassed my friends the other day saying i didnt want to be a grandma cause we were at bingo, and all the older ladies heard. didnt appreciate it, and my friends were a little bit red
2007-04-15 07:30:02
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answered by trandru 3
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It wasn't a statement, it was a burp while singing. It was a total surprise and just popped out.
2007-04-15 07:27:50
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answered by Anonymous
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asked a checker at the store when she was due and she informed me she was not pregnant. Didn't make that mistake ever again.
2007-04-15 07:28:32
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answered by sideways 7
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In a science class when I said orgasm instead of organism...ahhh those times...
2007-04-15 07:30:55
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answered by vicizav_v 5
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