are they cereal killers?
2007-04-14 19:52:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Didn’t you read the morning newspaper?
It was in the front page with big bold headline: WE STILL LOVE YOU, CAP’N!
It said that Cap’n been accused of
(1) Using sweetened corn to sell his cereal to children all those years!
(2) His cereal is not crunchy after you pour milk on it!
(3) Lying about having a hidden treasure in cereal’s boxes that no one has found it yet!
(4) Driving an unregistered ship in middle of the road!
But, regardless of these accusations, children and even adults still love eating his cereal in the morning! Among those adults are Santa and David who been looking for him for days now to ask him if he’d like to play Cap'n Crunch Adventure Game with ‘em?
2007-04-16 14:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by they're savages 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus is simply pulling no punches this year when it comes to separating the naughty from the nice. Cap'n Crunch earned the wrath of the Hoff by leaving Crunchberries all over KITT's seat covers.
2007-04-15 03:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The machine guns are made out of cheerios. They won't bother anyone.
2007-04-15 02:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it's just a Christmas episode of Night Rider.
2007-04-15 02:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, they are.
*sigh*
But don't worry, that silly rabbit and Count Chocula are fine.
2007-04-15 02:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no, i think hasselhoff is just warm for captain's form
2007-04-15 02:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-04-15 02:55:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋