2007-04-14 18:11:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's a nightmare.
David Hasselhoff gives you nightmares, remember?
You're OK.
2007-04-14 18:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kit went into a jealous rage and tried to take you out.
"You-can't-go-around-licking toasters Micheal."
2007-04-18 17:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He is waiting for his nagging mother who is always shedding crocodile tears and spends a whole pack of tissues. When she leaves, she always demands he kisses her hands. She has rough and dry skin, hands like fish... He finds it disgusting so he gives her this hand cream to apply to her hands first. And... yes.... this mother of his, fancies Muscles!!! This Magazine is for her to see and enjoy, poor woman! She always had bad taste.... Yes I would feel uncomfortable for loving the son of such a woman...
2016-05-20 02:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Hoff was wearing a very small speedo.
2007-04-14 18:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by Shupert 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because you're David Hasslehoff and you just been shocked to death!
2007-04-14 18:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by B. Gregory 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Hoff's like that girl on the firestarter movie, if you piss him off he sets you ablaze with his mind!
2007-04-14 18:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spontaneous combustion caused by mental distress.
2007-04-14 18:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Zorlinda 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
because the toaster is on and his tongue is caught in it,
The sparks shooting out from his toenails caught your carpet on fire,
The fire from the carpet has ignited your "NON fire retardant pajamas.......
to put it simply,
your azzz is on fire Zebra !!!
2007-04-14 18:19:50 · answer #8 · answered by Moma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
david makes my eyes sad too...
Just avert your eyes. It's all you can do.
2007-04-14 18:14:56 · answer #9 · answered by 1K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'cause the Germans like his singing...
2007-04-14 18:14:59 · answer #10 · answered by metoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋