why were they roadtrippin together in the first place?
2007-04-14 17:49:45 · 11 answers · asked by dee_the_genius 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
and why were they bound for mexico???
2007-04-14 17:52:36 · update #1
They were on a bus. They did not know each other until the trip. Everyone but the hooker died in the accident. The preacher talked to the hooker and led her to Christs. She kept the Bible he gave her which was blood stained because of the accident. There wer 3 wooden crossed on the right side of the highway. One for the farmer on for the teacher and one for the preacher. The hooker then had a son and read the Bible every night to him (the one with the blood stains). And the son became a preacher.
2007-04-14 18:58:20 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mexican farmer was returning with his teacher girlfriend to get married in Mexico when he saw a hooker hitchiking alongside the road. Just as she got in the car, the farmer saw the preacher running toward the car - he wanted change for the $10 he'd paid the hooker. The hooker told the farmer "hurry - step on the gas". The farmer, flustered over the whole ordeal, threw the car into reverse by mistake, then hit the gas. The car hit the preacher, bounded down a hill and pinned the preacher against the trunk of a giant cedar. By the timethe ambulance arrived, there was an orgy in full swing. Ay caramba! THE END.
2007-04-14 17:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The farmer went into town and the teacher needed a ride out of town so off they went.
The farmer and the teacher saw the preacher standing out in front of the church with his car hood up....he was shaking his head. So, the farmer and the teacher and the preacher continued on down the road.
They saw a hooker with a broken heel....now what did you expect from three men? huh????
2007-04-14 17:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They did it as the premise for a joke.
They were all on their way to hear the Democratic candidate speak?
Gas just hit $5/gallon.
2007-04-14 17:55:22 · answer #4 · answered by gunplumber_462 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You'll have to ask Randy Travis, but I thought it was on a bus trip. Makes a difference.
2007-04-14 17:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by Shrew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b/c they all attend the same church and the preacher was nice enough to give them a lift
2007-04-14 17:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by selma b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You didn't say it was a single car accident. Maybe they were all in different cars.
2007-04-14 17:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by Bek 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Would love to be a fly on the wall of that taxi, wouldn't you?
2007-04-14 17:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they were siblings!
2007-04-14 17:53:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were all the same person.....
2007-04-14 17:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by Scotch Tape 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋