Does any one know any good blond jokes?

Question

I just want to know a good blond joke!

Answer 1

A blonde decided to quit her job and become a "handyman". She printed flyers and began going door to door with them. Finally a guy told her he needed his porch painted and asked how much she would charge. "$50", she said, "If you buy the paint and supplies." He agreed and brought the supplies to her, telling her to let him know when she was done. He was laughing when he went into the house. His wife asked him why, and he told her about the dumb lady who charged just $50 to paint the porch. "Did you tell her the porch goes all the way around the house and it's really big in the back?" his wife asked. "No, she didn't ask." he replied. "Bad karma" his wife said, but he just laughed. 45 minutes later there came a knock on the door, and the blonde lady told him she was finished with the porch. "There is no way you could have completed that porch in such a short time", he said. "I did, though", she answered, "I even had time for two coats. Not to embarass you, sir, but that's not a porch - that's a Lexus!"

Answer 2

A blonde opened a box of Cheerios and exclaimed, "Look! Donut seeds!"

Answer 3

Does any one know any good Blonds???? They do talk about the one that went to her Gyno and found out she was expecting... and she asked...." are you sure?? ...are you really sure it's mine????"

Answer 4

wat do u call a smart blond?
a golden retriever
haha