So I was on my back playing with my toy and my ears were flipped when I turned backover and now she won't stop laughing at me. I don't laugh at her with her bed head every morning. What else should I do. or would that be ok.
2007-04-14 16:28:29 · 27 answers · asked by Evey 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wait until she's sleeping and then start licking her eyes.
Chew up her favorite "fancy" underwear.
Stare at her with the "I need out NOW look and when she takes you out, just nose around sniffing. When she is fed up with you and takes you back inside, pee on the floor".
Chew her newest pair of shoes.
Puke. Anywhere. But the best place is on the couch.
Better yet....in the car. There's nothing as funny as the look on your owner's face when she's driving 75 miles an hour on the four-lanes trying to find an exit ramp so she can get you out of her car before you up-chuck. Make lots of "dry heaving" noises. Puke right after she pulls over.
Lick your "special" area when company is around.
Steal her supper when she's not looking.
Hog the bed.
Gaze into her eyes with love and when she's returning the gaze, sneeze in her face.
Take a dip in the outdoor goldfish pond.
Wait for a "dark and stormy night" when she's alone, and then keep acting like "someone's out there!" just to see her shake.
Jump up and wipe your muddy feet on her new jogging outfit.
Rub your nose all over every window you can find in the house.
Drool on her bare foot. Smile when she is grossed out.
"Clean" the litter box. Then kiss her while litter gravel is still stuck on your nose.
"Sort" the garbage.
While she is in the shower, steal her towel.
Pace.
Just a few ideas for you to get even with her. I hope I've helped. ;-)
2007-04-14 16:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You must be a dog, because a cat wouldn't need to ask.
But a maladjusted dog, poor thing! Dogs are supposed to know that we aren't laughing AT them. It's our way of saying "you're so cute when you're having fun" and "what a pal!" So try the Odie thing, earnest, eye contact, tongue out, and tail wagging. Who knows, a major treat may materialize.
2007-04-14 23:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by and_y_knot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awww, you poor thing. You can get her back soon enough. My little Hobbes will run out in front of me when I'm walking across the room, causing me to trip and fall. She always has the innocent look on her face, but I know she's laughing at me when I'm not looking.
2007-04-14 23:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by HobbesMom 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why?--it is good to laugh
At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May
this year,
the time will be 02:03:04
the date will be 05/06/07.
This will never happen again
"The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control
immigration."
2007-04-14 23:32:40 · answer #4 · answered by EZMZ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Owners are notoriously difficult to train. You should try a water gun - a small squirt in the face whenever she misbehaves. Or perhaps you could find an obedience class?
2007-04-14 23:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by smm1974 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't smack her. Just laugh at her the next time she has bed head.
2007-04-14 23:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, poor thing. don't smack her, but tomorrow morning you should definitely make a big deal about her bed head. see how she likes it!
2007-04-14 23:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Meg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh at her everytime she stepped out the shower...
that would serve her right....
stupid humans
2007-04-14 23:32:22 · answer #8 · answered by Jungleboy6996 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The owner will only think it is cute... Just ignore her.
2007-04-14 23:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by sherbert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be ok, but don't expect any belly rubs anytime soon.
2007-04-14 23:32:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋