A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Logan, West Virginia.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and Registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and Stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
2007-04-14 13:43:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Have a nice night...
2007-04-14 13:44:37 · update #1
lol, always good to hear a good lawyer joke! Thanks for the laugh :D
2007-04-14 13:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by Butterfly Kisses ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!, that was the stupidest joke i have ever heard. JK, that was a great joke you could probably be a comedian if you really wanted to!
2007-04-14 20:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a smile out of me...a big one, too! That was cute! Thank you!
2007-04-14 20:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I needed to smile was your avatar I LOVE johnny depp!!!
2007-04-14 21:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by Jylsamynne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2007-04-14 20:48:12 · answer #5 · answered by Miss T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, not very funny.
2007-04-14 20:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by sunshinegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Thanks for sharing!
2007-04-14 21:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, thanks
2007-04-14 20:53:04 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋