2007-04-14 12:59:02 · 16 answers · asked by Jake 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
When one of either two conditions have been met: elephants will have learned to fly with the grace of an eagle, or Adolph Hitler will have risen from the grave in abject contrition over the sins he committed against humanity. Which do you think will occur first?
2007-04-14 13:30:36 · answer #1 · answered by MathBioMajor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There isn't enough room for Limbaugh's fat jowels. And Bush and Cheney haven't had the positive impact of the other men on Mt. Rushmore.
2007-04-14 20:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by Cacaoatl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It will take some time to make a pile of cow turds large enough to carve their visages into, but when they do we will gladly name it Mount Rushmore.
2007-04-14 20:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by sketch_mylife 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As soon as they find Liars mountain in the desert of Iran, the Saudis will pay for it.
2007-04-14 20:07:37 · answer #4 · answered by jl_jack09 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gee, I have been there, I don't recall seeing Bush and Cheney there.
2007-04-14 20:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hopefully soon, along with Newt!
2007-04-14 20:05:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard maybe he is planning a visit.
There is a plot to push him off.
Should we warn him?
2007-04-14 20:05:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They get a spot of their own...
The Grand Canyon.
2007-04-14 20:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I lure them all there and shove them off.
2007-04-14 20:11:46 · answer #9 · answered by Liberals love America! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When pigs fly over a frozen hell.
2007-04-14 20:03:19 · answer #10 · answered by redphish 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋