Last night I was on a date. We were watching tv and she trippedand fell on the banana smooshing it all over me. I was wearing shorts and the banana was running down my leg. She started laughing and left immediately.
Is there any way to fix this. Or should I just move cities again
2007-04-14 11:49:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
you should have use a kielbasa it would feel more realistic and would not smush like banana. i think she's gone for good so better luck next time. maybe put some ping pong balls in there too. tape them to the kielbasa for added effect. as for cities well you should find one where women have the lowest IQ's so when you have to pull out your real sweet gerkin they won't be disappointed. Or buy a very good quality dildo and never let them keep the lights on when your making whoopie. that way they will never catch on to your secret that your hung like a pimple.
2007-04-14 12:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by Harry Hood 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Banana In My Pants
2017-01-18 13:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by mays 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would follow the joke answer... but i'm sure your face looked too horrified at the moment it happened to cover it up now. DOn't move cities... jsut mail her a banana asking for another date and she may come around and like your sense of humor.
2007-04-14 11:55:01 · answer #3 · answered by sewingmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why'd you stick a banana in your pants in the first place? Do you think most women really check that out?
I assume you're trying to be funny, so I'll advise you to stay home and give up on finding a woman. Unless you're willing to settle for someone homelier.
2007-04-14 11:55:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your reputation is shot, if she is a talker. Everyone is going to know that 1) you have a small one, and 2) you are insecure about it.
If you had laughed it off in the moment, you could have saved this. Why so insecure? Most women don't need donkey-dongs to enjoy themselves.
2007-04-14 12:18:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For one, the law enforcement officials will discover you. Why? because you've been stupid sufficient to placed this all on the internet! Thier going to song it decrease back to the source, and also you'll be there. And as for attacking the cop, let the flexibility Be With You guy!!!
2016-12-04 01:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a bloody crack up, think you were probably trying to hard to get her to notice your willy. Just talk to her, tell her you won't stick a banana or anything else down your pants to make your member look bigger again. just be yourself. say you were so nervous it you drove to extreme lengths.
2007-04-14 21:02:35 · answer #7 · answered by NIKKI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you. She's probably STILL laughing.
You're full of it, because BANANAS DON'T RUN. AHAHAHAOHOHOHO
How's it feel to look foolish in front of strangers?
2007-04-14 12:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her you really care about her and you picked the wrong way to impress her. Oh yeah! NEVER DO IT AGAIN!
2007-04-14 11:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by Jessie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are too immature for sexual activity with a partner. Stay solo. Have a great weekend.
2007-04-15 10:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by firestarter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋