i think they are cloning us then sending us back to earth to gather information on everything so they know the best time to invade us.thats why they dont remember things its not the real person its a clone.
2007-04-14 11:33:37
·
answer #1
·
answered by merlin2000666 3
·
1⤊
0⤋
I don't think so, but I do know why they're here.
Ice cream.
Yeah I know it sounds weird.
See in the Roswell UFO crash of July 1947 in the desert of New Mexico.
There was one survivor.
They didn’t know what to feed it.
Seeing how it didn’t seem to have teeth, they gave it all types of soft food.
Mushrooms were close to what the Alien eats.
But the nutritional value wasn’t as high as its own native Mushrooms.
Yeah they gave it bananas, peaches and other natural foods.
Then one day a scientist came in with an Ice cream cone.
The Alien couldn’t believe how good it tasted.
It started to ask all kinds of questions.
How can something so cold taste so good?
Where did it come from? How was it made?
After making a deal with the Alien(s), and giving it the secret of Ice cream.
We started to have cow mutilations.
Yeah guess what year they started? Huh? Huh?
That’s right 1947! The same year the UFO crashed!
Cow mutilations, a phenomena that first started in Santa Fe county in 1947 has now spread through out the western USA.
Coincidence? I think not!
See I solved the mystery of the 21st century.
2007-04-14 12:04:27
·
answer #2
·
answered by psych0bug 5
·
0⤊
0⤋
You are most likely correct. I have noticed a lot of people lately who do not seem to be very smart. In all probability
their intelligence has been sucked away by aliens without our being aware of their presence. I think that is why there is a good chance that Hillary Clinton, and Obama Osama will be elected President and Vice President in the next US Election. People have just gone dumb for some reason, and you might have just identified the cause of the problem. Instead of attacking us in a conventional manner they just made us "dumb."
2007-04-14 14:17:58
·
answer #3
·
answered by zahbudar 6
·
1⤊
0⤋
You poor earthling. Our experiments on earth planet beings were concluded in your earth year 1960. All activity of an extra terrestrial nature has been conjured up by extremely bored individuals or groups seeking recognition and fame. We did determine that earth planet beings were of great recreational and entertainment value and were kind of fun to be around most of the time. Thus, we are here among you. By the way, the brain - power thing was the funniest one yet. Keep them coming.
2007-04-14 12:11:24
·
answer #4
·
answered by Kenny Ray 3
·
0⤊
1⤋
The brains of most earthlings won't power a small torch. Dont worry about it
2007-04-14 16:09:55
·
answer #5
·
answered by K. Marx iii 5
·
0⤊
0⤋
Theres several flaws in your theroy.
How would aliens travel millions/billions/trillions of miles if they are low on power?
Why would they need to abduct people to replicate a mold that looks like our skin? With their advanced space traveling technology, their ability to observe us should be more than enough to replicate our appearance.
2007-04-14 11:37:31
·
answer #6
·
answered by heavy_cow 6
·
0⤊
1⤋
i dont think there making fuel for there spaceships with our brains............however many cases of abduction these days are being studied by legit doctors and finding some abductees have the condition PTSD (post tramatic stress disorder) which is a adverse affect of WAR ......
2007-04-14 11:38:13
·
answer #7
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
First of all SPACE aliens don't exist the meaning of alien is someone from another place. Secondly it is IMPOSSIBLE for a space alien to use a human brain for something like that.
P.S.
I'm a 5th grader and im smarter than you.
2007-04-14 11:33:42
·
answer #8
·
answered by elijahkan8 2
·
0⤊
2⤋
no to the first and thats about the strangest alien rant ive ever heard
other then that do you know any one with proof to being kidnapped by real aliens?
2007-04-14 11:37:13
·
answer #9
·
answered by steel warrior 01 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
So, how many millimetres would they get with yours?
Aliens as fashions victims.
My dear, human is SOOOOOOOOOO last year.
2007-04-14 11:30:56
·
answer #10
·
answered by Anonymous
·
1⤊
0⤋