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when i went to look in my garden this morning right where i had planted my tomato seeds was a huge pile of dog shiit..... i know it was not my dogs they don't go there and i clean up after mine... anyway... i was convinced it was next doors dog (AGAIN) so i took a trowel and i went to flick it onto next doors lawn..... it flicked a little more than i expected...... and now it is like a giant bird doo doo on their window infact......

then later in conversation the caretaker told me that next door people and the dog has been away a few days.... how was i meant to know.... they NEVER EVER clean up after it....... so...... should i clean it or or just leave it there for payback for all the other times?

2007-04-14 11:21:27 · 21 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

no... they would not know it was me....

2007-04-14 11:26:13 · update #1

21 answers

LMAO What are you on?????.................and can I have some lol
Leave the giant bird doo doo in place,revenge is a dish best served full of doggy doo's

2007-04-14 11:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by loopylin 4 · 0 1

you reap what you sow- clean it up! Even if it had been their dog this was the wrong thing to do. The mature thing would have been to knock on their door and explain that you are finding dog mess in oyur yard and would they please be careful not to let their dog come into oyur yard and that you will make sure to extend that same courtesy to them. They are your neighbors and like it or not, it is likely that oyu will have to deal with them for a long time - possibly the rest of your lifetime- you will be the one to decide whether these will be pleasant dealings or whether you are going to be at all out war on a constant basis with your neighbors. You never know when you might need the assistance of these people- so is a bit of dog mess, regardless of how gross or inconvenient, worth sacrificing the future on the alter of right now about??

2007-04-14 11:33:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Oh that made me laugh.

The way next door's dogs are barking at the moment I feel like doing something similar to their house!

If no-one saw you, I'd leave it their as revenge for all the other times. Right? No. Make you feel better? Definately.

2007-04-14 11:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would make sure of when they are coming back if you are going to clean it, cos imagine being up a ladder with a clothful of dog poo in your hand and them coming home!!!!!!

How would you explain that one away???? a) There is dog poo obviously from there window in your hand b) It's you on the ladder with a bucket.

hee hee sorry to laugh but what an image that conjures up!!!!!!!

2007-04-14 11:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by Hmmm 3 · 0 0

THat's my window!!! You had better come clean it up right now...it's blocking my view of the hot guy next door!

2007-04-14 11:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by sandibum 5 · 0 0

pass to a party! in case you won't be able to discover one then ask a woman out stupid. ;) Take her to the flicks or some thing. in case you are trying to fulfill somebody then pass to a club that shall we in 18 twelve months olds. do merely no longer act desperate or shy. beneficial and casual is terrific. do no longer over gown the two! desire that facilitates.

2016-10-03 00:02:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

LMAO! I have this same problem...but there are too many around to know whose dog it is! I know it's not mine! If you had to clean it up from your yard before, I'd leave it (as long as no one knows!) .

2007-04-14 11:29:09 · answer #7 · answered by debrenee211 5 · 1 0

lol..... sorry but its funny. No seriously go clean it, otherwise they will know its you as a dog cant poo sideways halfway up a wall. Just don't get caught cleaning it.

2007-04-14 11:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A quick tip - go for a DNA test of the dog ****!

2007-04-14 11:25:50 · answer #9 · answered by Sami V 7 · 0 0

Leave it as payback!

2007-04-14 11:29:38 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

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