Have you ever put Potato soup?

Question

in your mates underwear whilst he is passed out drunk so when he wakes up he thinks he has had a wee accident...

What drunken pranks do you play on your mates when they are passed out drunk..??????

Answer 1

Put him in bed naked with my mother.. well they had a hell of a fright and an awkward moment waking up the next day!(they had both passed out, at seperate functions)

Answer 2

I think that interfering with an unconscious person's underwear constitutes sexual assault. Do you really think potato soup resembles urine? Why would you want as friends people who pass out drunk? I'm a teetotaller and I hate practical jokes. Can you tell?

P.S. Is "Good Doctor" trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records with the longest irrelevant answer on Y/A?

Answer 3

There is a book that I can't remember the name of that has a scene where the main character has an open can of cream of mushroom soup hidden in his hand and goes to an uppity luncheon where he isn't invited, fakes illness and fakes vomiting all over the floor. My friend and I did this in a bar once when we wanted to get back at a drunk who kept bothering us. Yes, he was shocked and he didn't bother us again and yes, we cleaned up the mess. It was fun!!

Answer 4

I guess that's better than you driving drunk, running up over the curb, killing your friend in the process and then keep on driving down the road with the dead man's head and arm hanging out the window. The guy was so drunk, he didn't know the guy was dead, took him in the house and put him to bed. Police followed the blood trail and caught him.

Answer 5

I've never done that, but I did once colour in the lenses of my friend's glasses with a hi-lighter pen whilst he was passed out through drink. Took him a good long while to realise the next day.

Answer 6

About six of us used a so called mate as a urinal whilst he was passed out behind the pub at kicking out time. One guy tried to squeeze out a dump on him but seemed to be constipated, just as well.

Answer 7

No i ha vent but me and another mate painted our other mate when he fell asleep after a few beers,he had permanent marker all over his face neck back ears,the next morning we made sure he didn't see a mirror .we then walked down town so he could get the bus home he kept wondering why everyone was smiling at him ,nobody told him which was amazing until he got home and his housemates noticed ,when i answered the phone that night all i heard was you bastards,he had travelled 15 miles to get home with please help i'm a virgin please help written on his head.

Answer 8

My mother and I dyed my father's head ginger (he has silver hair) one evening when he was a bit drunk and by the next morning he was horrified because he had to go to work. He tried to wash it out a few times but it became orangey pink. Lol.

Answer 9

O.K. I have never done a prank on any of my drunken friends...however a friend of my ex and his entire family play this sick joke on their 10+ siblings. When they are safely sleeping (so they think) They take out Morton's salt and pull open their victims lower lip and pour it on thick....he says it makes it raw.....I know ...VERY mean.

Answer 10

When i was a student i shared a house with a mate who was quite flexible for a little round fella. My favourate post-pub prank was to wait till he fell asleep in the armchair and put one of his feet behind his head. Then just sit back, open a tinnie and wait for him to wake up.We never got tired of that one.