2007-04-14 08:42:12 · 49 answers · asked by David 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
open wide i'd say
2007-04-14 08:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What kind of fairies are they? If they are good ones then let them in. If they are bad ones then spread Fairy dust out to your mailbox. They will follow it and climb in and the mailman can take them away. No problem. I once had to set my whole garden on fire to get rid of the fairies but it worked and now I don't have a problem.
2007-04-14 08:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spread a layer of cow or chicken manure in your garden. The fairies won't dare cross the barrier.
2007-04-14 08:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by Salvage1234 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh Crap! You're in trouble!!! You must assemble an army of lawn gnomes quickly! However should the lawn gnomes turn on you, you must be prepared to take them down too! So assemble an army of Keebler Elves to take out the lawn gnomes if necessary. Now, in the terrible event of complete mutiny...you'd probably better call Chuck Norris. He can unscramble eggs you know.
2007-04-14 08:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by Becca R 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seek assistance from the Underpants Gnomes.
2007-04-14 08:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been eating the DAFFYdills again? This happens every time you do. If you continue like this, you will be pushing up daisies. Remember a couple years ago when you thought you were being STALKED in the corn fields??
2007-04-14 08:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Turn your clothes inside out
have bells
have crosses
scatter bread or salt in your garden
get a horseshoe
put a sock under your bed
put a knife under you pillow xx
2007-04-14 09:52:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get fairy dust from the house and place it all the way around your house and they will notbe able to enter...good luck with that.
2007-04-14 08:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop drinking he home brew, and find the door marked "real world - entrance"
This would be a great start, good luck with that!
2007-04-14 08:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
side with the pixes and make haste to castle morador and make me a cheese sand-which and play the old coca cola theme tune on ya violin
2007-04-14 08:47:06 · answer #10 · answered by boogybear 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Throw water on them to wash the fairy powder off their wings so they can't fly anymore, then RUN!!!!
2007-04-14 08:46:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋