2007-04-14 08:31:11 · 30 answers · asked by ohyesindeed 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
MY NAME IS GODFREY. (Blame the parents.) Therefore I am actually God, and you are all completely wrong. Ha!
2007-04-14 08:41:32 · update #1
That's nice, yesterday you told us you were Jesus! Could you come back in say, 2000 years or so?
2007-04-14 08:34:41 · answer #1 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 7⤊ 2⤋
I don't have any trouble with that at all. Everyone has a little bit of God in him or her. That is the way we are born and designed. When someone else is looking at you, a little bit of God is also looking at you, and when you look back, a little bit of God in you is looking back at that other person. There are many ways to understand or envision God. When I look at my pets, for example, I also see a little bit of God looking back to me, with loving innocence, I might add. We have two indoor housecats, but believe me, we are tuned into one another, and it is God in both of us that makes this possible.
2007-04-14 08:47:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sweet... you're everywhere, but no where... and you most likely do not exist... Schveet. How's that rock that you cannot lift? Still hasn't left the ground? Well, you shouldn't have created it now, should you?
2007-04-14 08:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by sherbert 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You might be but you're going to have to show some id just like everyone else.
2007-04-14 08:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by Norman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to put Dammed at the end of that sentence!
2007-04-14 08:44:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you are God then you are the one who should be tarred and feathered for the mess we are in???? Are you bi-polar?
2007-04-14 08:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by tuxedocat 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow... are you really? Do you realise I can start calling you a DOG as well? heh
2007-04-14 08:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, great! Then please go down to the R & S category, where they are in great need of your love. There is SO much hatred there!
2007-04-14 08:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by Husker41 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Of course you are dear and you have my permission to say so.
2007-04-14 08:49:37 · answer #9 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes my holy father i know it's you.
or as they say these days,
Yo dad how ya doin ?
2007-04-14 08:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋