VEGETARIANS
Vegetarians are cruel unthinking people.
Everybody knows that a carrot screams when grated.
That a peach bleeds when torn apart.
Do you believe an orange insensitive
To thumbs gouging out its flesh?
Those tomatoes spill their brains painlessly,
Potatoes skinned alive and boiled,
The soil's little lobsters.
Don't tell me it doesn't hurt
When peas are ripped from their overcoats,
The hide flayed off sprouts,
Cabbage shredded, onions beheaded.
Throw in the trowel and lay down the hoe.
Mow no more.
Let my people go!
2007-04-14 08:19:33 · 24 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
never thought of it that way, but sounds a real shame, so i agree.
2007-04-14 08:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Aye why should it not be true.. he he just because it doesn't have eyes, ears a nose or brains it doesn't mean it can't feel.. I must say I don't feel for overly aggravated veggies. Have lived with one and it's scary. Maybe I should send them this poem, just for them to consider.. Thanx!!!!
2007-04-22 08:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by Tas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably no. People will say even carrots scream. But it's never happened in my kitchen. Let's veg out !
2007-04-19 05:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by John M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny my Aunt is a vegetarian and she is mean and like only thinks of herself alot but that poem is really funny
2007-04-22 06:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by Gracielugabby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
Thanks for adding joy to my kitchen as I behead onions and boil the soil's lobsters!
I'll print it out, with your permission and put it up on the kitchen wall!
LOL!!!
2007-04-20 05:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by Balaboo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
interesting point they do die and the do grow but going on it if we dont eat meat or plants cause they are living things wots left to eat ??? (4 any human or animal )
2007-04-22 07:31:39 · answer #6 · answered by cianan28 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay give me an air sandwich
2007-04-22 08:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha
Definately one of the best poems I've ever read =]
"Give peas a chance!!!"
2007-04-19 00:55:49 · answer #8 · answered by cmrl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Veggies...Arise...Attack!
2007-04-21 19:58:59 · answer #9 · answered by Paul 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say to you and what do you think the cow, and all the thing you eat say but it was cute
2007-04-21 07:55:50 · answer #10 · answered by marsh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lo and there was me worrying about the rabbit pie ive just eaten
2007-04-21 11:34:52 · answer #11 · answered by kaye j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋