2007-04-14 08:13:20 · 12 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Edit: THIS. IS. A. JOKE. AS. ANYONE. WITH. COMMON. SENSE. CAN. SEE!
Vegetarians are cruel unthinking people.
Everybody knows that a carrot screams when grated.
That a peach bleeds when torn apart.
Do you believe an orange insensitive
To thumbs gouging out its flesh?
Those tomatoes spill their brains painlessly,
Potatoes skinned alive and boiled,
The soil's little lobsters.
Don't tell me it doesn't hurt
When peas are ripped from their overcoats,
The hide flayed off sprouts,
Cabbage shredded, onions beheaded.
Throw in the trowel and lay down the hoe.
Mow no more.
Let my people go!
Roger McGough
2007-04-14 08:18:48 · answer #1 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Vegetarians use a lot of things they dont realise that has come from animals. and things that have been tested on animals.
I don't know what animal crackers are, but I dont think that a vegetarian would knowingly eat anything from the flesh of an animal, but being strict vegetarian dosent just involve not eating meat.
I tried it and it is difficult to do exactly.
2007-04-14 15:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by nymaatra_horakte 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure about the crackers, but I know some animals that don't like eat vegetarians or clowns.
They think they both taste funny
2007-04-14 15:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by RudeKarma 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You mean crackers that are vegetarian in ingredients but animal shaped presumably. Yes I would eat them and I'm vegetarian. Eating a gingerbread man does not make one a cannibal.
2007-04-14 15:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by Quorlia 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, animal shaped crackers! I particularly like the elephant ones - nice and crunchy.
2007-04-14 15:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
whats animal crackers,,
2007-04-14 16:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by james michael c 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they died of old age I would put them in my soup!
2007-04-15 03:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Smurfette, I hate this question, it drives me nuts.
And yes they do.
Love you.
2007-04-14 15:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by George TFPGH Delux! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes
2007-04-14 15:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
So, how was your fishing holiday?
2007-04-14 15:23:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋