What are the lyrics to teddy bear picnic?

Question

In open season when Elliot tries to sing teddy bear picnic.

Answer 1

These are not the lyrics to the actual song, they are just the lyrics when Elliot tries to sing the song.

Once there was a magical elf
Who lived in a rainbow tree
He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf
Who was constantly having to pee
One day the elf could take no more
So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door
And what do you know
They suddenly both
Were married

Answer 2

Teddy Bears Picnic Lyrics

Answer 3

Teddy Bear Picnic Song

Answer 4

If you go out in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today You'd better go in disguise. For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain, because Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. Picnic time for teddy bears, The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today. Watch them, catch them unawares, And see them picnic on their holiday. See them gaily dance about. They love to play and shout. And never have any cares. At six o'clock their mommies and daddies Will take them home to bed Because they're tired little teddy bears. If you go out in the woods today, You'd better not go alone. It's lovely out in the woods today, But safer to stay at home. For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain, because Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic CHORUS Every teddy bear, that's been good Is sure of a treat today There's lots of wonderful things to eat And wonderful games to play Beneath the trees, where nobody sees They'll hide and seek as long as they please Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic CHORUS

Answer 5

Lyrics to The Teddy Bear's Picnic
By Jimmy Kennedy

If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

For ev'ry bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Ev'ry teddy bear who's been good
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play.

Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
Cause that's the way the teddy bears have their picnic.

If you go down to the woods today
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely down in the woods today
But safer to stay at home.

For ev'ry bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday.

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout;
They never have any care;

At six o'clock their mummies and daddies,
Will take them home to bed,
Because they're tired little teddy bears.

Answer 6

check out this site. it gives you the tune and it also gives you the lyrics. i hope it helps

http://www.geocities.com/msbyerlysclassroom/TeddyBearSong.html

Answer 7

go to
www.lyred.com
for more lyrics if you'd ever need too

Answer 8

try here-
http://www.seeklyrics.com/
http://www.allthelyrics.com/
http://www.mp3lyrics.org/
http://www.music-buzz.com/showthread.php?t=7113