I'm going to wear flowered cotton skirts with knee high pantyhose, carry a shopping bag full of hard candy and apply lipstick while I ride the bus all day.
No offense to the elderly. Seriously.
2007-04-13 17:52:18 · 30 answers · asked by Jadis 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I will display an incessant habit of answering Yahoo! Answers to pointless questions.
2007-04-13 17:56:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to wear outrageous loud orange flowered pants, carry a bag with a water can on it and be wickedly funny with a senile evil twist. Then as a final twist to my demented plot I'm gonna die my hair bright purple and wear an umbrella hat that has spinner on the top
2007-04-13 17:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by Laela (Layla) 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thank God, I won't know when I'm senile, so will probably call everyone by the wrong name, wear house robe and slippers to the store, mismatched shoes..................ah! what the heck, I've already done all those things in my right state of mind. I hope my children have to chase me down in the neighborhood, take the keys away, find the false teeth in the trash and I hope to live with the youngest son because I already drive that one crazy.
2007-04-13 18:30:08 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to play stupid pranks on my grandchildren and laugh hysterically when they cry. I'm going to scare little kids and be the mean old, somehow loveable, grandma on the block. Never the cat lady, but the dog lady maybe. Then everyone will get tired of me and lock me up in an asylum and I'll make lots of friends who are just as crazy as me. Heck yes.
2007-04-13 17:56:32 · answer #4 · answered by Maybur 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sit in my favorite chair at home, waching every car pass and ask anybody " ARE WE GOING TO BINGO" 24/7;7 DAYS a week. You know I'll have on my loud flowered mumu dress and my grocery bag filled with nothing but bingo daubbers.
2007-04-13 18:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by kay_gaiter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the most wonderful thing I saw an old crazy lady do is a dance a rain dance around her flower garden. She had planted flowers over practically every square inch of her lawn and was dancing around them like she was doing a rain dance or something. She looked like she was having so much fun I wanted to join her.
2007-04-13 17:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by julliana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doubt that, unless you're going to fake it. Senility means loss of memory with old age. You might possibly be wearing your Goodwill boxers outside your skirt with a Duke U. jersey.
2007-04-13 17:58:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whacha say sweetie? I can't hear ya! I can't see to well neither...You wanna know why us old codgers can't have them babies no mor? Cause we would lay them darlings down somewhere and FORGET where we put em'!
We walk so slow that our kids have their shopping done before we get to that area! Did I mention that I have CRS? I can't remember if I did or not.........
ALso, when I gotta pee, young whippersnapper, I gotta go NOW.....not 300 miles down the road but right now!
I figure I said nough....the end lol
PSer there lady....I like the color purple and I will wear it when ever the call arises itself! So there
2007-04-13 17:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to walk around with out pants in the most inappropriate places after I'm 80. I will yell at passing cars and throw my depends in the hall of my old folks home .
2007-04-13 17:58:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am going to be one of those talkative freaks in the corner of the hallway in the nursing home wondering why my kids wont visit and trying to escape in the middle of the night to get me a hooker and cottage cheese with a cherry tootsie pop on top.
2007-04-13 17:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋