What is your favorite quote from a TV show?

Question

Just curious... and who said it?

Answer 1

"Bull Cookies"
Sherman T. Potter M*A*S*H 4077.
That's all I have to say about that.

Answer 2

Grey's Anatomy quotes are amazing! These are all ones from the show said by Dr. Meredith Grey:


At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. It's like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And it's not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away.



Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the ***. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. The world of pretend is a cage, not a cocoon. We can only lie to ourselves for so long. We are tired, we are scared, denying it doesn't change the truth. Sooner or later we have to put aside our denial and face the world. Head on, guns blazing. De Nile. It's not just a river in Egypt, it's a freakin' ocean. So how do you keep from drowning in it?


Maybe we're not supposed to be happy. Maybe gratitude has nothing to do with joy. Maybe being grateful means recognizing what you have for what it is. Appreciating small victories. Admiring the struggle it takes simply to be human. Maybe we're thankful for the familiar things we know. And maybe we're thankful for the things we'll never know. At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is reason enough to celebrate.



At the end of the day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing, where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other, is usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to, and once we've chosen those people, we tend to stick close by. No matter how much we hurt them, the people that are still with you at the end of the day - those are the ones worth keeping. And sure, sometimes close can be too close. But sometimes, that invasion of personal space, it can be exactly what you need.

Answer 3

Two that come to mind, although I know if I think about it more I will come up with many more! These are both from Friends:
Phoebe, out of nowhere and related to nothing: "Oh, I just pulled out 4 eyelashes! That can't be good."
Chandler, to Joey when he is being stupid (himself!): "How do you not fall down more?"

Answer 4

Danger is my business!! Quote from Cool McCool

Answer 5

Thank You! From the Closer, never seen the show, but the commercial drove me crazy till they stopped running it, then I missed it, go figure!

Answer 6

from a tv show called WONDERFALLS a lady takes a penny out of a water fountain a little girl says "you're not supose to take money from the fountain"
the women says "you're not supose to talk to strangers now piss off!"

Answer 7

Julia Sugerbaker!
"We all have crazy people in our families. Some people keep them in the attic. In the south we like to display them in the living room".

It's just sooo true!

Answer 8

Meredith from Grey's Anatomy:

"Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me."

tear...
WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?!!

Answer 9

I reject your reality and substiute my own-Adam Savage, Mythbusters. It's from a movie as well, but I can't remember which one. Oh, I rememeber. It's from The Dungeonmaster.

Answer 10

Chandler to Joey on "Friends" after Joey says something especially stupid:
"Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!"