ok theres this guy and im trying too make him hard how do i do it?
2007-04-13 16:46:43 · 8 answers · asked by Kassie 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
well i mean over the computer. cuz yea he lives in arizona
2007-04-13 16:50:07 · update #1
and your how old?????
2007-04-13 16:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by jojo 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about a knobber? That works with most of us...You're new to this, huh?
Maybe you'd be better served with this joke. It's along the lines of your question, anyway. So---ENJOY!
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
2007-04-13 16:53:02 · answer #2 · answered by omnisource 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Alot of Exercise will do it;
2007-04-13 16:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Teenie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take pictures of you getting naked.(if thats what you mean). and i guess, lick your boobs . pose sexy, and ask him what he wants
2007-04-13 16:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel_Crestaid_Sugarwonder_ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
deep freeze.
2007-04-13 16:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
kiss him
2007-04-13 16:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by erselius 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use your magical hands, and mouth
2007-04-13 16:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by skcs11 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
do nothing, just let him watch some porn show!!!!!
2007-04-13 16:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by monkeymomma46 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋