What should the doctor NOT say to a patient while they are on the surgery table?

Answer 1

1) sing the 'skeleton' song
2) say 'umm... i never seen one of these before?'
3) ask 'do you know how much is costing you?'
4) ask 'do you know what this thing is and what it does?'
5) tell them that 'they saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico'
6) ask them to hold something while they get another instrument
7) ask them how do they feel
8) tell them that they never went to medical school or if they did it was for veterinary school

Answer 2

What an exciting question. yet while he DIED then theres not plenty a physician can do. identification think of,if the affected person in surgical treatment have been sturdy at that 2nd,theyd start up with the well being care expert and phone in different docs to end surgical treatment or theyd end surgical treatment while the recent docs got here in for the ineffective record.

Answer 3

I was 19 and giving birth the natural way, alot of pain and blood everywhere - one of the nurses was saying "oh I'd hate to be a cow giving birth, those calf's can be so big" - like I needed to here that going on!

Answer 4

If the doctor is in the operating room, odds are the patient has already been knocked out! So, surgeon could say anything and not cause distress.

Answer 5

You know, I've never done this kind of surgery before. You're my first!
Or, man, I didn't sleep a wink last night.

Answer 6

Let's get going people I have a tee off time in an hour.

Answer 7

Oops I think I cut the wrong one off

Answer 8

Rainy days like today always make me feel drowsy.

Answer 9

Your check bounced.

Answer 10

the surgeon is new, just got his/her degree and permission two months ago