What conspiracies have I forgotten?
Attack on the USS Cole was George Bush using his Delorian to time travel to attack it...
9/11 was an inside job...
Elvis ain't dead...
We never walked on the moon...
President Bush used his weather machine to cause Hurricane Katrina so he could mess with the black people, since we all know that he doesn't like them, as told to us by Kanye West...
President Bush is using his weather machine to keep the midwest cold to refute claims of global warming...
Is there anything I missed?
2007-04-13 14:04:12 · 17 answers · asked by The Cult of Personality 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Thanks, Rick N...
I forgot that President Bush used his Delorian to go back and kill JFK...
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-13 14:09:11 · update #1
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TYPED TOO FAST AND DIDN'T SPELL CONSPIRACY CORRECT!!!!!!!!!! THAT MUST MEAN I'M STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S ANOTHER CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-13 14:11:43 · update #2
All your silly spoofs don't hold a candle to the REAL conspiracy.
George Bush purposely let the Florida vote be contested so he could drive Al Gore to the point of madness, knowing that Gore would need to find a reason to continue living after the miserable defeat, and that Gore would find his salvation in the global warming crusade.
Now, Gore wants to reduce the CO2 emissions because he believes they are making our planet hotter. Howerver, both Soviet Scientists and NASA have recently concluded that Global Warming is quite modest, and is mainly attributable to increased solar radiation, as evidenced by the fact that other planets like Mars and Jupiter show hotter temperatures now.
Bush knows that Gore doesn't know this. Gore couldn't, because Bush would not let him ride in his Delorian time travel machine. Since the earth works like a self-correcting gyroscope, putting things back into balance, any incidental increases in temperature will be corrected by colder winters and increased snowfall. That's why the Midwest was hit so hard this year, and why just a week ago Texas had freezing temperatures.
Obviously, Bush is secretly trying to make the world colder by letting Gore wage his global warming crusade. Doesn't everyone see this? Am I the only sane person?
2007-04-13 14:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I just read that Marilyn was actually *allowed* to die via conspiracy by her psychiatrist, Peter Lawford and Bobby Kennedy.
Seems she had pulled the fake suicide trick before - only to be saved again and again.
This time, when she threatened Bobby with suicide (who wanted to break up), the 3 men got to work. The doctor made sure Marilyn had her pills, and both he and Peter (who was Bobby's brother-in-law at the time) made sure they "missed" her urgent phone calls.
This story may also apply to Anna Nicole Smith - time will tell.
2007-04-13 21:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by Stan W 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The missing emails that have been delivered over the last two days to Congress that have not evidence of any wrong doing. They do have request from some of the Democrats to dismiss the attorneys. Oh, Oh, I know. Fire can't heat steel.
2007-04-13 21:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by ohbrother 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm working the new one that Moveon.org and George Soros are the real folks behind 9/11......I figure all you need is a blog, put a title next to some un-employed bitter ex government employee and Rosie will back me... you think?
2007-04-13 21:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by garyb1616 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
For a complete update on nut job conspiracies see Louis Farrakhan.
2007-04-13 21:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Bad Samaritan 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
How about the Bush stole the election in 2000?
2007-04-13 21:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by Chainsaw 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Elvis was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll.
2007-04-13 21:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You forgot about the titanic. The titanic was not sunk by an iceberg. The titanic was made of metal how the hell can ice break metal??
2007-04-13 21:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by Theodore Sebastian 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand your question?
Are you saying that there was a lone gunman that killed JFK and that crazy single bullet theory is to be believed?
Are you saying that we don't have the right to question our leaders even when there is mounting evidence that needs to be looked at.
Are you say we should just follow like sheep?
Are you saying that anyone who questions is an idiot?
I like to be kissed while I'm being ******!
2007-04-13 22:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GEORGE! It was George Washington who did all those things!
2007-04-13 21:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by The Great Hobo 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋