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2007-04-13 13:05:51 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Richard Simmons was frolicking at the McDonalds playpen when a clown with red hair held a gun to his head telling him to hand over his wallet but he took a tube of toothpaste out of his shorts instead.

2007-04-13 13:12:57 · answer #1 · answered by polly-pocket 5 · 0 0

In world news today, fitness guru, Richard Simmons is off the wagon and back on the McDonald's after being held by gun point and forced to brush his teeth with semen in place of toothpaste; the stress has turned him back into a fast food junkie!

2007-04-13 14:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥SummerRain♥ 6 · 0 0

Richard Simmons became guilty after eating a McDonald's cheeseburger, so he scrubbed his teeth 400 times with toothpaste to get the taste out, but afterwards he still felt bad so he shot the t.v. with his gun when a burger commercial came on.

2007-04-15 02:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by dream 3 · 0 0

Richard Simmons was last seen stealing toothpaste from a McDonalds employee at gun-point. the employee refused and called the police, so Richard Simmons shot himself.

2007-04-14 09:17:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Richard Simmons went to McDonalds with gun in his hand .
Ordered a Big Mac started to run-But first he remembered he'd better brush first,got out the toothpaste and then got the squirts.

2007-04-13 13:17:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Richard Simmons took a gun loaded with toothpaste into McDonalds and demanded that all fatty foods stopped being made at once.

2007-04-13 13:09:51 · answer #6 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 1 0

Mcdonalds gun toothpaste Richard Simmons.

2007-04-13 18:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by Mimí..ツ 5 · 0 0

I wish I had my gun the last time visiting McDonald's.
Richard Simmons was behind me in line with
something disgusting all over the front of his shorts.
When someone asked what the hell all that was,
he said "Don't worry, it's only toothpaste!".

2007-04-13 13:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by RudeKarma 3 · 1 0

Mcdonalds used a gun to force Richard Simmons to use toothpaste..

2007-04-13 13:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by metoo 7 · 0 0

Richard Simmons was last seen pointing a gun at a MCdonalds fast food resturant whilte eating large amounts of tooth paste. This Question deserves a star!

2007-04-13 13:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by Fred The Sock Puppet 4 · 0 0

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