Whats the funniest thing your child (or any child) has ever said????

Answer 1

I laugh every time I think of this...

When my son was much younger, he had put a curtain rod through his lip, needing stitches (NOT the funny part!) We were in the ER waiting for the doctor to come in. He said, "Mom, will this hurt?" I told him I had never had stitches, but the shot they gave him will make it so that he can only feeling pulling, no pain. He got a weird look on his face and said, "You've never had stitches? What about when my little brother and I were born?" I reminded him that we had talked about how babies are born, that the doctor didn't have to open my tummy...all of a sudden, he sits up (knowing the female part from where babies come) and screams in horror...

"YOU MEAN THE HOLE IS STILL THERE!!!"

He's 18 now and certainly understands, but he laughs when he recalls what he used to think lol

Answer 2

I ran ahead and pointed to a sign that said 'Westbury Court Road'. "Muuuummmm", I shouted down the road, "Does that say Westbury C u n t Road?

When my mum was getting into the shower, and long before I had any sort of idea about not being really honest about other people, I just said "You're short and fat and round". Which even my mum admits was true at the time.

Answer 3

I had once told my nephew when he was 3 that big boys dont sleep with there mamas they sleep in there own room. He looked at me and said " Well daddy's a big boy and he sleeps with mama." I looked so lost after he said that.

Another time I asked him when he was going to be tall like daddy he said " Moka when I'm 25 I'll be big like daddy, but I'm only 5."

I lost it i couldn't stop laughing.

Answer 4

When I was little, my parents, my grandma, and my aunt and uncle would talk about one of my great aunts, Molly, all the time. They all would say she was such a "witch". That's all I ever heard about her. Well, one day we went to visit her. They introduced me to Molly. Since I had always pictured her looking like a witch (black hair, dark clothes, etc), her real appearance threw me off (blond hair, flower print top, etc.). I turned to my mom and my aunt and in front of her said, "She doesn't look like a witch to me!"
It wasn't funny at the time, but its been a funny family story ever since.

Answer 5

when my niece and nephew were smaller, we were video-taping my lil' nephew and I guess my niece (his sister) got jealous and came in the camera and said: I know how to say my ABC's, watch: A..B..C..D..4..5..6..until we realized she had gotten her #'s and ABC's mixed up and burst out laughing...she got mad and ran off until later when we showed her the tape, she as well realized she mest up and even though while still crying alittle from us laughing at her, she started to laugh too. (she was like 4 or 5, it was so cute!)

Answer 6

Well this is about my four year old sister. My mom said she was going somewhere and my sister said where are you going? Mom said Hades and she said what is that. My mom said a place for grown-ups. Oh she said can I go? Mom said no. lol

Answer 7

When my son tries to say Marine Corp it comes out like 'mean corn'.

Answer 8

When my son was a tot, having a great time in the kitchen banging pots and pans his mother said "I'll be glad when you run down" he looked up at her and asked " mommie, has i'm got batteries in me"...

Answer 9

Years ago when my brother was only 4 he was doing something naughty when my grandma told him to behave if he wanted to go to heaven. He said back " I don't want to go to heaven, I want to go where mommie is going." My grandma just lost it. LOL

Answer 10

ha, well my cousins daughter when she was just learning to talk, instead of saying " i dont want it"
she would say " i cant want it!"
haha i thought it was the cutest thing.

and she would say it also whens he was told no and asked why she was crying...she would come back with a " i cant want itttt =[ " ahahha. its cute.