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crap infront of your home and doesn't clean it up?

2007-04-13 11:19:06 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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When the dog lifts it's leg to pee, hit him in the nut with a golf ball. That outta do it.

2007-04-13 11:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I don't do anything to the dog because they don't know any better. Now the dogs owner should know better, so I make sure they get the dog droppings delivered to their own yard, or porch, or car, or swimming pool, well, I think you can see where I'm going with this. My old next door neighbor used to let his dog crap on my yard all the time. So I would very nicely grab my shovel, pick up the dooty, and with the owner standing there watching, I would launch the crap onto their lawn. In fact, I even launched some of my own dogs crap in their back yard.

2007-04-13 18:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0 0

I don't believe in letting that happen. Believe it is irresponsible of the dog owner. Whenever I take my dog out I take a bag and make sure to pick up his droppings. So many people have made mention of it to me. I don't understand I think it is just a part of having a dog. Guess I am a rarity.

2007-04-13 18:25:39 · answer #3 · answered by jehrapha 4 · 0 0

If it is a one time deal; clean it up and press on.
If it happens every time the dog goes outside, I would confront the owners, if that does not work call th e police. It is your property and the dog's owner should repsect that.

2007-04-13 18:23:06 · answer #4 · answered by Johnesbetty 2 · 0 0

Wait for the dog next time and spray 'em with the hose on full blast. He'll eventually learn that that is not a place for taking care of business.

2007-04-13 18:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

In the morning I'm usually on my 2nd story balcony enjoying the birds and a cup of coffee. The balcony is well covered by trees so I can't be seen easliy. When the neighborhood s*hitter comes by I yell at him if he doesn't clean it up. Since he can't see me, it freaks him out every tme.

2007-04-13 18:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by Crazymom 6 · 1 1

hmmmm, although i understand your being irate, don't do anything volent to the dog--- it's being a dog. Put on a pair of latex gloves, pick up the "paint" and paint the owners windshield .

2007-04-13 18:24:53 · answer #7 · answered by Master Ang Gi Guong 6 · 0 0

Well, pick it up and put it in a bag. Go to there house and knock on the door. When they answer open the bag and dump it outside their front door and say, "I believe this is yours". Then walk away.

2007-04-13 18:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by Paul S 3 · 0 0

I run after them, gouge their eyes out with a corkscrew, shove one down their throat and one...elsewhere..., rip their tongue out and plant it in said dog crap like a flag on the moon.
That's not too harsh, is it?

2007-04-13 18:22:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I follow them home then yell to get their attention, and take a big crap in THEIR front yard.

2007-04-13 18:21:41 · answer #10 · answered by TWT 6 · 2 0

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