Element: MAN.
Symbol: XY.
Atomic weight: (180 +/- 50).
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature. Gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to age and rust, older samples are unable to conduct electricity as well as younger samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WOMEN any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (child) for prolonged periods of time. Can be neutralised by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
2007-04-13 09:26:27 · 15 answers · asked by Mrs.Bin Laden 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic weight: 250
Physical properties: Strong components with plyable outer layer. Only bends at waist when paying omage to woman. 80% pure, 20% unpure thoughts. Due to age there is a definate spark of electricity which is amazingly high in voltage due to properly maintained components.
Chemical properties: Bonds well with one WOMAN but is repelled by others due to a chemical balance between himself and the true love. Although bonding with himself is often rare it is not impossible. Mixed with 4 elements of Kd he becomes protective and loving. Alcohol does not mix well and is avoided at all times.
Usage: Good for protection, support of the WO, possible long term use as a bread winner.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element becomes lazy and lonely for WO. Beware the aggressive nature to attack other MAN elements if they try to bond with the WO of this particular MAN.
2007-04-13 09:40:38 · answer #1 · answered by Average Joe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-04-13 09:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by jehrapha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 17:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever. You must have learned that from Mr. Bin Laden. Part of the bomb making book I bet.
2007-04-13 09:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once I crapped my pants in Barnes & Nobles...damn Starbucks coffee!
2007-04-13 09:30:53 · answer #5 · answered by Chris P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you're just trying to flatter me. I keep tell you, you don't have to go through all that effort I'm going to keep satisfying you no matter what.
2007-04-13 09:44:08 · answer #6 · answered by Quix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have fun being an old maid.
2007-04-13 09:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
I thought I was snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
Learn something every day.
2007-04-13 09:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
aww no no no, you got it all wrong lady, I could let you try some of my man juice to prove it.
2007-04-13 09:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NoT a MeN
2007-04-13 09:28:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋