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Just write something that is truly weird.
For example:
I enjoy clipping my toe nails and eating them with bean dip.

2007-04-13 06:23:15 · 24 answers · asked by Annal 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

24 answers

I like my women like i like my coffee covered in bees!!!

2007-04-13 06:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by Cpt. Amazing 4 · 1 0

If a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

2007-04-13 06:27:33 · answer #2 · answered by Cheffy 5 · 1 0

Really? My brother bypasses the clipper and just chews the nail right off of the toe.

2007-04-13 06:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Every day I wait for a bear to come. He takes off my shoes and puts on a tie and goes into the house, at which point I climb up to the roof shouting, "Banana peel! Yaks in the fridge!!!"

That weird enough for you?

2007-04-13 06:28:48 · answer #4 · answered by hex913 3 · 1 0

I gave birth to a tomatoe plant, but Im not sure which of my 3000 wives impregnated me with it. Anyway 4 of them ate it after it came out and developed terible nose infections. So they went to the doctor and blew out tomatoes from their nose.

2007-04-13 06:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

gross

why clip just dip the feet in and enjoy

2007-04-13 06:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Should I put some gum in this hole Captain Tom or just wait until the air runs out?

2007-04-13 06:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 1 0

My DVD player thinks it's a stingy teradactyl and just laid an egg on a 'special' green tea towel.

2007-04-13 06:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 2 0

they look greater like scabs. in the event that they fall off in some days then it truly is beneficial to get some drugs to guard from ticks. they may well be pimples or something. in simple terms call your vet and see what s/he needs you to do.

2016-12-29 07:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by bilbo 3 · 0 0

I lick the bottom of my feet after they have been inside sneakers that smell like potatoes after rotting in the hot sun baked ground. =)

2007-04-13 06:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0 0

If you say nappyheadedho really fast it sound like the name of some Indian Tribe
:)

2007-04-13 06:26:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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