Are you addicted to the answers known as Yahoo?

Question

Or the questions? I can't sleep, I toss and turn. YA is like big tobacco companies,once they reel you in it's over.....(raises hand and clenches fist) You rotten bastards!!!!!!!!!!!

(calmly lights up a Newport)

Answer 1

I'm so addicted.I need help.

Hello.My name is jdub(everyone in unison)"Hi.jdub" I am an addict to the computer and especially to yahoo answers.
I dream about questions I want to ask but when that time comes..(sobbing) I..I..can't remember them.
Have I come to the right place?

Answer 2

Yahoo Answers is my big addiction!