2007-04-13 04:29:14 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You are good man and a true humanitarian. Millions of hammockless people will thank you. Your generous offer has real appeal. The banana split down the middle makes a great hammock. My girlfriend Chiquita wants to dole out some money towards your foundation. When people need banana hammocks you swing into action.
2007-04-13 05:07:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will most definatly get your very handsom reward in the after life. You never know....There might be some homeless guy out there that aspires to be the next Chipndales dancer and your slightly used banana hammock might just give him the means and the courage to pursue his dream.......
2007-04-13 11:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Your sweat-soaked slings will look great plastered across the faces of all those homeless children while they are playing Dr., and pretty striking in their exotic colors. You will garner some sort of humanitarian honors, that is until one of those tykes breaks out with "cold sores" in his nose.
2007-04-13 12:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes the "Useless items for Homeless Award" giving back junk that they can easily find in a dumpster to the unfortunate. congratulations!
2007-04-13 11:32:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jahpson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To this very day, I still don't understand why it is that Darren wasn't cool with the witch thing.
I mean, he could have had her wiggle her snout and do damn near anything. Giant TV? *poof!* Stacks of loot? *poof*
Why was he such a witch hater?
2007-04-13 11:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's one step closer to being an official Lonely Desperado.
2007-04-13 21:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are poor and homeless, there's no need to inflict this anti fashion statement upon them!
2007-04-13 14:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but, you may qualify for a Tax Deduction.
2007-04-13 11:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if you keep that stinking balloon knot to yourself.
2007-04-13 19:25:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they may let you snort some ground up gravel.
2007-04-13 18:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋