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Enroll as a philosophy major.....guaranteed to put you into Burger King when you graduate.

2007-04-13 07:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by levatorlux 5 · 0 0

From what i can understand the course in 'The Earth's gravitational pull: flipping - how does it work?' at the University of Narnia is very good.

Alternatively you could just go to Burger King and get a job there - the job prospects are excellent!

2007-04-13 16:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by Pol 2 · 0 0

I think an academic subjects like Leisure and Tourism. There is a lesiure component called the catering component. Stupidly i am doing the course because it s worth 2 GCSE's and i didnt want to do a tech. Now i am going to fail as my excuse of a teacher said last year coursework A. Came back as a F. Three marks of a G. I didnt even know you could get a G. Other than that you must have no ambition, morals or common sense. Although you do get alaugh with serving fat people their deaths in fried foods. Cracks a smile to me everytime

2007-04-15 09:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by dlg3579 3 · 0 0

There is an actual NVQ (National Vocational Qualification) for people working in the fast food sector it is called multi-skilled hospitality service. So this is the qualification that you need to flip burgers at burger King

2007-04-14 06:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by donzy_xxx 3 · 0 0

Hum lets think??? There IS none! come on you can work at Burger King during high school!

Sounds like you are ready for it now!

2007-04-13 10:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by vicki71 2 · 0 0

Any course you like! The general prerequisites seem to be:

1. Lack of ethics by considering a 'career' in such a place,
2. Terminal acne.

If you must work in such a place then why not go the whole hog and go to McD's? They have those great stars stuck to their name badges according to length of service - if you stay all day you get all 5 stars ;)

2007-04-14 07:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anna V 3 · 0 0

Biology(to understand the meat and where it came from)
Math(to understand trajectories of the flipping burger)
Physics(to understand the forces acting on the burger and the aspects of thermodynamics that cause the burger to "cook")
Economics(to understand the subtleties of supply and demand)
Home Ec(To know how to cook it right)

That should do it. Good Luck!

2007-04-13 10:02:36 · answer #7 · answered by a_talis_man 5 · 7 0

nothing wrong with burger king its a job, when ya get a job for money to survive you dont really care what it is

2007-04-13 16:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by kaye j 3 · 0 0

String theory

2007-04-13 16:34:30 · answer #9 · answered by flapy_ass 1 · 0 0

A culinary arts major.

(Flip question, flip answer. Hey, we've got to enroll more students to justify our salaries :-) !)

2007-04-13 10:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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