Oh,go on.....It's christmas in a few months!
2007-04-11 23:16:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
no way..
2007-04-11 23:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by coffee37man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the smart wife's tale....
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers:
"Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says:
"An English girl!!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
"So, honey, how the trip was?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for- the English girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl!!!".
I will make sure I reciprocate your offer .
Blessings ..from Prince .
2007-04-12 07:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by Prince Prem 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds like you couldnt pleasure a bunny rabbit!!
2007-04-12 06:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by awjandbjj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah sure, she likes a laugh! I can use yours as a pilot hole.
Take care.
2007-04-12 17:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by Gary L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah why not indeed! all you have to do is pop on a jet ! - fly to phoenix and you can have your wicked way with her ..I'm sure she'd appreciate your enthusiasm..
2007-04-12 06:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by robert x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go and find your own Mr Ur there will be trouble coming your way ha ha
2007-04-12 06:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by pinky xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it wouldn't be any good shoving a tack where nails been.
2007-04-12 06:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by derek 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You'll have to dig her up first. Oh and she might have worms
2007-04-12 06:36:36 · answer #8 · answered by funkster 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont have a wife...sorry.
2007-04-12 08:23:21 · answer #9 · answered by Ms Dee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can pleasure me
2007-04-12 06:21:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i had one i'd give her to you! Don't suppose your looking for hubbies?
2007-04-12 06:20:25 · answer #11 · answered by Chill_Out 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋