If you were to be taking a stroll through the woods and see a family of bears discussing toilet paper...?

Question

Then using the toilet paper... would you say "Cha cha cha, Charmin."?

Answer 1

Well first I would try out all their porridge.. I like mine like Papa Bears. Then I would try out their seats, I like Mama Bears. Then I would fall asleep on Little Bear's toilet with toilet paper stuck in my trousers thinking very deeply about this question.

Answer 2

I would jack them for their Charmin! And then explain to them that crapping really isn't something for the family to do together, it's more of an alone thing! : )

Answer 3

No I would turn around and leave. It's obvisously a private conversation. Then i would call the media and get rich for talking bears.

Answer 4

The pope. That comes from both expressions, "Does a undergo s­hi­t contained in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?" I consistently loved to combine both and ask, "Does the Pope s­hi­t contained in the woods?" that's what your question made me imagine of.

Answer 5

No! I would have to say to my drug dealer... That was some good shlt you sold me. I saw bears fighting over toilet paper.

Answer 6

I would probably just stare at them blankly and not say a word.Talking bears are a rare occurrence where I live. Lol ! :)

Answer 7

This is an untruthful commercial....

Everyone knows bears use rabbits for TP

Answer 8

I would ask when less actually became more? They are always trying to seep into your subconscious that less is more. I don't think tp should be used less at any time.

Answer 9

Only if the bears didn't say it first

Answer 10

At least they finally answered the question, "Do bears **** in the woods?"