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I have a growth the size of a lawn gnome on my left "kitty" lip.
When I "queef"...it rattles loud enough to send the neighbors running in fear of an earthquake.tehe



lmfao , nasty i can't believe i said that.

2007-04-11 17:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by Dream 5 · 2 0

That's easy,
You just find 3/4 or more topics you completely disagree on concerning
what will happen in the future,Sports is always a good one.
( Records that can't be broken,who'll be in a hall of fame,how many championships, a.s.o. )
You both write down your predictions, put a small bet on each
one make two copies and put them safely away.
And you just vow to settle up in exactly 10 years time.
You'll remember, you may give people the phonecall once
every few years with the ' I told you so !!!' message.
Or get one off course, it's a gentle way to keep a friendly
rivalry going.

2007-04-12 06:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Manatees

manatees manatees everywhere
manatees manatees here and there

manatees manatees in the trees
manatees manatees playing in the leaves

manatees manatees down in cuba
manatees manatees like to scuba



i really like manatees
thats what you would remember about me.

2007-04-12 00:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by Oklahoma Economist 6 · 1 0

You are the best lover ever!

I guarantee any woman who has said that to you has been forever etched into your memory!

2007-04-12 00:38:03 · answer #4 · answered by JustJen 5 · 1 0

Take the L out of LOVER then its OVER and the moment you delete this post I will have been forgotten.

2007-04-12 00:33:51 · answer #5 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 0 1

If and when I should die, if you don't remember me, I will haunt you for the rest of your life

2007-04-12 00:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by Gumbo 6 · 1 0

You do good thing and good things happened to you. Do bad things and it will come to haunt you. KARMA.

2007-04-12 00:40:31 · answer #7 · answered by pheobe 3 · 0 0

I'm the most blessed person in the world

2007-04-12 00:33:03 · answer #8 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0 3

I want to tattoo your face on my body!

2007-04-12 03:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 0 0

I'm your real mother, babyboy/girl. Come & find me

2007-04-12 00:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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