When i sit on the toilet sometimes a big brown thing comes out is something wrong with me?

Answer 1

Yes! Stop expelling the big brown thing! Hold it until you have massive cramps that are so violent that you pass out. That way when the big brown thing comes out you know that it's ripe. (Does your big brown thing stink?)

Answer 2

Is something wrong with you? Only if the big brown thing is coming out from under the toilet or out of the shower or something...then I would say you are suffering from delusions.

Answer 3

Well my friend, this is a thing we humans like to call 'faeces'. Feces, faeces, or fæces (see spelling differences) is a waste product from an animal's digestive system tract expelled through the anus (or cloaca) during defecation. In humans, defecation may occur (depending on the individual and the circumstances) from once every two or three days to several times a day. Hardening of the feces may cause prolonged interruption in the routine and is called constipation.

Answer 4

Depends on if there is a big brown guy already on the toilet.

Answer 5

It's called "Brown 25" and it's from Uranus

Answer 6

Yes, there is something wrong with you. There's a special doctor called a psychiatrist who can help you.

Answer 7

Yes. You have an infantile obsession with your own excrement (both literal and figurative), and a poorly developed sense of socially appropriate behavior.

Answer 8

You know, you ppl need to use yahoo answers for REAL questions, not stupid ones. You ppl have too much time on their hands...

Answer 9

First let me ask you this Becky. What the hell have you been eating?

Answer 10

mine has corn and berries in it. must be something wrong with you