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lol *agrees with a chuckle and nod*

2007-04-11 10:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by Nicaro C 2 · 3 6

The Bible is open to interpretation as is nearly all religious texts. There lies the rub. I believe that 1+1=2 but it appears your comment is a thinly disguised slam to folks of faith. If, as you seem to stress, Republicans have it and Dems don't, I don't think it would be a good idea to wear that on your lapel any time soon. While religious zealots of all religions can be dangerous, moral and ethical guidance from a supreme being, if applied with some sort of common sense that most are born with, can actually bring about a just conclusion to any problem. Tortured and fragmented interpretations spell death and destruction as evidenced by the actions of a comparative few in the middle east. This does not negate the sanctity of a religious movement. It is merely a corruption of its ideals for partisan political gain through barbaric and anarchaic means. Hopefully, the appeasers among us will not prevail. The health and life of our nation may depend on when and where we choose to make a stand against these murderous thugs or make none at all. Our choice.

2007-04-11 18:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by Rich S 4 · 0 0

Well, according to Outcome-Based Education, a program supported by liberals, 1+1 can equal 3, 4, 5 or whatever answer you arrive at, and we're not supposed to correct you because we might damage your psyche and hurt your feelings, dumb*ss.

2007-04-11 17:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by Truth B. Told ITS THE ECONOMY STUPID 6 · 0 0

Not everything Conservatives think comes from the Bible.

For instance, I think you are a douchebag.

I don't think that's in the Bible, though it probably should be. It seems to be an undeniable truth.

2007-04-11 18:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am a conservative and you know what your right 1+1=2, but I learned that in public education, bibles aren't allowed there.

2007-04-11 17:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I thought conservatives only believed what their leaders told them to believe. Or was that the liberals? I don't know!

2007-04-11 17:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

1+1=2 is valid as long as there is a dollar sign in front of it.

Otherwise, it's a matter of interpretation. ;)

2007-04-11 17:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by Max H 2 · 0 0

Do you believe that the earth cools and warms in cycles or does Al Gore tell you otherwise?

2007-04-11 17:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by sociald 7 · 0 1

I believe it is 1 + 1 = fish.

Whatever that means.

2007-04-11 17:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by powhound 7 · 4 3

Don't know.
You seem to think that only conservatives believe in the Bible.
Maybe you are right.
All I know is that Liberals hate Christians. Don't know why.

2007-04-11 17:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by wolf 6 · 2 3

Bad things happen to people that mock the bible.

I'll be the guy saying I told you so when you get struck by lightning.

2007-04-11 17:51:36 · answer #11 · answered by Bad Samaritan 4 · 3 3

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