1)Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"
2)Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3)Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
4)"I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5)To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
6)You want to see if it's like the dream.
7)So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
8)People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
9)Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
10)Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
11)No one steals your chair.
2007-04-11 10:29:31 · 32 answers · asked by Scary Mary 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
#12... saves on your dry cleaning expenses
#13....you'll easily get a seat on the subway
#14....it will bring streaking to an entire new level
#15....they might forget your face but not the rest of you
#16....you'll have plenty of places to write down that new
girl's number
#17....There won't be any surprises dating you
#18... .Everyone will notice your new hat
#19....you will save on your air conditioning bill
#20....It's easier to photocopy your rear end.
#21....You won't have to worry about your crack showing
#22....You'll certainly be faster in the men's room
#23....At least people will know what they're getting up front
#24....Think of all the trees you'll be saving...now that you don't have to stuff your bra
#25....If someone is hogging the shower...easy solution...use the sprinklers. and then save on towels...just air dry.
#26....girls will know instantly if you find them attractive
#27....Now you'll know what it feels like to be the "butt" of someone else's joke.
These are every bit as corny as the ones you wrote. Now, you know how we feel.
2007-04-11 10:32:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 2⤋
I work in a supermarket and I came to work once with no shoes or socks. I was very drunk at the time coming straight from a night out and house party (Where I left my shoes and socks) Then without any sleep I had to borrow a uniform and some shoes and work a 14hour shift. For the first 2 hours I was drunk and happy and then for the next 12 I was tired and starting to become hungover. Was fun!!
2007-04-11 10:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by Xander 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Good ones. Made me laugh LOL
There was a young woman called Jude
Who went to work in the nude
It seemed from afar
She wasn't wearing a bra
Because both her t!ts were tattooed.
2007-04-11 10:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Love #8
2007-04-11 10:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by Tazmiamor 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Saves time when going to the rest room. A funny poster for sexual harassment. Unable to steal items from work. A good reason to not be in a carpool. Truth in advertising, easy to turn the other cheekS, Quicker way to Xerox your butt, plus, everybody knows if it was you that sat on the Xerox machine at the holiday party.
2007-04-11 10:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Only one reason, to catch the bosses eye and give him a thrill.!! xx
2007-04-11 10:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Guess it would save time on bathroom brakes.Thanks for the laugh.
2007-04-11 10:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nice one!!
2007-04-11 10:42:04 · answer #8 · answered by munki 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
5 stars for u!!!
lmao!!!
2007-04-11 10:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by Blossom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12) your clothes dont fit you anymore
13) You don't want your clothes to get dirty
14) Your a sleaze
2007-04-11 10:35:17 · answer #10 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋