2007-04-11 09:23:40 · 12 answers · asked by Kim 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I love my mother and I love Jesus. I try to model my life after his.
What do you do?
2007-04-11 09:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Blessed Mother, Jesus and Don Imus walk into a bar. The bartender asks them what they're drinking.
The Blessed Mother asks for some wine.
Jesus gets some water (and then turns it into wine).
Imus says, "I'll have some of what the Ho ly mother ordered" and then bursts into flames.
Jesus says, "He should have stuck to water."
Wow, that's pretty lame, isn't it.
2007-04-11 09:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of the blessed mother, the Pope said on Easter that nothing good is coming from Iraq. Do you agree? Many LIBERALS do...
2007-04-11 09:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by hichefheidi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Church fairly fouled up via figuring out directly to have fun Christ's resurrection on Easter. Easter is particularly a pagan fertility competition that have been occurring over one thousand years earlier the delivery of Christ. To ease the pagans into Christianity the Church desperate that our Church holiday journeys could ensue on the top comparable time because of the fact the pagan ones so the former pagans does not experience like they have been lacking out on something. you understand all the bunnies, Easter eggs, and infant chicks that are the fear-unfastened Easter goodies are all signs and indications of fertility. Easter is a sham. this is only a pagan fertility competition that has had Christ superficially included into it. the comparable is going with Christmas. It only happens to ensue on the day that the yule competition used to earlier we superficially included Christ into it and altered its call to Christmas. The Christmas trees and all that stuff have not something to do with the delivery of Christ. this is all only stuff caught from returned whilst they have been pagan holiday journeys. I say that the Church desires to set issues top and alter the days that we have got fun Christmas and Christ's resurrection(Easter already existed and we could continually not talk with the day we have fun Christ's resurrection as Easter). till the Church does so i bypass to have fun Christ's resurrection on August twenty 5th. I even have yet to p.c.. an afternoon to have fun Christmas on yet once you only open up a calender and factor to an afternoon the place not something is occurring it particularly continues to be extra efficient off than the day the Church is making use of now.
2016-10-28 11:06:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reading your question almost made me take the Lord's name in vain! What are you trying to do here? Just get a rise out of Liberals?? Many, many Liberals are Christian, even Roman Catholic (which, btw, is where I learned my Liberal and moral stance!)
Take your hateful mind and go to Confession. Then, try to "love your neighbor as yourself" even if you subscribe to different ideologies....
2007-04-11 09:41:09 · answer #5 · answered by Joey's Back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not enough.Historical Jesus as we are shown was a humane man and I am certain he enjoyed a good belly laugh.
Lack of humor indicates a cold,emotionally held back person -afraid of life - and he would have tried to save you from yourself -possibly with a Let's have a BUD and a LAUGH DUDE...( or Dudess)
jesusoftheweek.com ---HILARIOUS
2007-04-11 09:42:30 · answer #6 · answered by Your Teeth or Mine? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. Many of us are Christians.
You don't seem the type who would care about Jesus or Mary, anyway.
2007-04-11 09:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by brian2412 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Not as many as the number of Iraqis and troops who died in Bush's endless lie-based war.
2007-04-11 09:28:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Do not use the Lord's name in vain, liberal heathen.
2007-04-11 09:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've been looking at your questions. You're a bit of an idiot, aincha?
2007-04-11 09:43:00 · answer #10 · answered by Meg W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋