If you could vandalise something legally what would it be......?

Question

I'd like to smash up a car with a baseball bat - Big Lebowski style! "Do you see what happens when you F a stranger in the A?!!"

Seriously though if you had any item & youre life depended on vandalising it, what would it be...?

(If the question offends the F off, theres plenty more)
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Answer 1

Speed cameras.

Nothing but a money maker.

Answer 2

Sometimes I feel like trashing some underground stations, they charge so much money for a short journey, trains are always delayed, or cancelled, or on strike or something similar.
My favourite hate is Southern railway service though, especially the ones departing from Victoria station in London. Their staff has such an incredible attitude problem. They treat any situation as it suits them, if you come up to them with any complaint, like ticket machines not working, all of sudden they declare they have nothing to do with the company. But if you say any well-deserved comment about your last train departing leaving you behind in the middle of the night, 20 miles away from home just because you couldn't buy a ticket after spending half an hour trying to find a working ticket machine, trying to get through the queue to the ticket windows, all of a sudden they become the staff again to remind you that they are respectable railway staff, who wouldn't tolerate any nonsense from commuters. It is just plain rude and inhuman.

Answer 3

Definitively some government buildings like the "State Capital". I think that, every time I walk by it, knowing their in there wasting tax payer money and jerking around and coming up with new and STUPID laws. seriously they are out of control with idiot laws these days. Damn just venting a little right now made me feel better, naaaaaa the bat would still be better!!!
man the stuff i would do; first Id turn the inside into a skate park, I dont even skate but thats what id do!
Then I'd spray paint the outside GANGSTA STYLE i'd hook it up!
then on with the bat!!! any official statue, gone! desks, gone! podiums and official things, GONE GONE GONE!
hahahhaaaha O.k I'm done know, thanks for the question! ;)
(can you tell I'm in CA. where all laws go into effect first!)

Answer 4

Mobile phones. They're everywhere, you can't get away from them. People on them speak loudly, you can be anywhere and there's always someone on a mobile, they drive me crazy, I just want some peace and quiet and two minutes of total silence in the world. And people are still driving and talking on their mobiles at the same time, although it is now illegal. I sometimes want to stand up on the train and shout out 'Will everyone STOP TALKING???' Think for a change.

Answer 5

the house and cars of an ex-boss who still needs to learn a lesson about trust and stop using people of distrust to believe on what they say about those who actually work and do all their sh*t but they still think the other is better to follow and believe because he checks on people contasntly and keeps him informed.

You know this ex-boss still works with us and some of my friends are frustrated because the guy that keeps on telling on them does not do his work and is always late but since he starts two hours before them it is a bit hard to catch him on the act!!! This ex-boss does not believe anyone when they try to tell him about this guy and continues to be harsh with the rest!!!

PS This boss and that snitch of make up stories both need a lesson and both don't have much of a brain............just too bad I don't have the power to show the proof I have to other managers because in this company things are not as legit as we would want it and some family members are the bosses of this guys and they have fired a few people for causing drama.............but if they come after me directly I will show this to Labor Agency and get a lawyer........the fight is ON!!!!!

Answer 6

Excellent question! I would LOVE to totally destroy the red light cameras in my city. The tickets are super high and instead of generating revune for our city, some dude in Arizona is getting filthy rich, but no one wants to admit that.
Oh yeah. Spray paint, a bat...I'd be all over it! :-)

Answer 7

I would like to burn down these billboards on an Ohio highway that list the commandments and then, in large lettering, proclaim that hell is real. Either they should burn, or a disclaimer stating "Do not actually believe any of this, as doing so may result in a catastrophic loss of reason and intelligence" should accompany the signs. I think that would make me happy.

Answer 8

A room full of China plates and cups etc and I would use a baseball bat of course ;)

Answer 9

Yahoo answers

Answer 10

Oooooh a Burberry or Subaru shop. Man I hate the chavs and I would love to make their bottom lip go all wibbly!!!!

Answer 11

I will never be able to vandalise something, even if my life depend on it!